（精華）英語小品劇本15篇
英語小品劇本1
《Be a Good Lover》-6人英語小品劇本大全系列
Be a Good Lover
又是關于愛情的。愛情是一個永恒的話題，不分國界、年齡（？）、、、你是不是一個good lover？
人物
Vicky
Benson
Greta
Andy
Marcell & Ken
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Scene I
(One day, Andy and Benson went to a meeting. In the meeting, they met a pretty girl — Marcell. And then, Andy fell in love with Marcell.)
Andy: Benson, I think that I am falling in love with Marcell.
Benson: Oh, My God. You have already had a girlfriend, Greta. How can you have another girlfriend?
Andy: What should I do?
Benson: I don’t know… Andy, may I ask you a question?
Andy: Sure!
Benson: Do you love Marcell more than Greta?
Andy: I am not sure.
Benson: Oh, no. I think that you love Marcell more than Greta.
Andy: Maybe. Benson, could you do me a favor?
Benson: What?
Andy: Please keep it as a secret, and don’t tell Greta and Vicky about it.
Benson: Well…all right. But you won’t be able to hide it forever.
Andy: I know.
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Scene II
(After few days, Benson could not tolerate what Andy did anymore. Finally, Benson decided that he should tell Vicky about it.)
Benson: Vicky…
Vicky: What?
Benson: I want to tell you something.
Vicky: OK, I am all ears.
Benson: Andy is falling in love with Marcell.
Vicky: Oh, my god… I cannot believe it.
Benson: But I think that Andy can choose his lover. Maybe he doesn’t love Greta anymore.
Vicky: I disagree with you.
Benson: Why?
Vicky: Andy should treat Greta with faithfulness.
Benson: I don’t think so. He has the right to choose whom he likes most.
Vicky: So what can Greta do?
Benson: She can have another boyfriend.
Vicky: Are you sure? She loves Andy so much. I don’t think she would love someone else.
Benson: Let’s see what will happen.
Vicky: All right, I don’t want to argue about it anymore. I want to go home.
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英語小品劇本2
角色分配：
Doctor1=D1 Doctor2=D2 Patient1=P1Patient2=P2 Patient3=P3 Patient4=P4
正文對白（無旁白）
D1、D2: Hello everyone,we are the psychology assistants of Zhejiang University.
D1: We are responsible to give an ear for you,our dear classmates, to share puzzles or disappointments you meet.
D2: Study, emotion, love, whatever in yourdaily life.
D1、D2: And we willprovide as much as we can to help you overcome the peak in your mind.
Section1:
D1: You look so down, poor boy.
P1: I can’t believe that. (低聲默念)
D1: Pardon me please. I will try to catchit this time.
P1: I can’t believe that! （大聲嚷出）
D1: Got it.（低聲無奈）But, what’s thematter with you? If you speak it out, it may be not as serious as you thought.
P1: But it really is. I have never imaginedthis shamed thing occurs to me and I have no dignity to face everyonesurrounding me. I’m not the focus of others anymore because my grades drop from4.9 to 4.8 this term.（雙手抱頭作絕望狀）
D1: Oh, my goodness! I have to take back mywords; you are not a poor boy…（低聲無奈）You know, I have only got once 4.0, while, in a math-class dream.（難為情）
P1: What a poor boy! （捂臉作無奈狀）
D1: However, I still lead a happy life. Onething you must be clear is that marks are not the whole of your life and theremust exist something more meaningful. Put down those endless exercises and gooutside the tight classroom, maybe you’ll find another sky of college.
P1: I’ll take a risk. Thank you.
D1: Good luck to you. You need a new life.
Section2:
D1: What’s your problem?
P2: I find myself useless.
D1: What happened? Maybe I can give you afavor.
P2: I noticed her at the first sight. Itried to know everything about her, her major; her hobby, her favorite song,but she never pays any attention on my…（沉默狀）
D1: You mean your hidden love? Because younever talk to her!
P2: Sorry, I can’t make it.（慚愧狀）Youknow, I’m an engineering student, so I haven’t talked to female for one yearexcept my mother on the phone!
D1: Well…（無奈狀）You really needmore practice. Now try to imagine me as your dreaming girl.
P2: If she looks like the same as you, Iguess I’ll never talk to her.
D1: （自取其辱狀）I mean, justimagine and try.
P2: Imagine…（假想陶醉狀）Darling! Doyou know how I love you! I can’t fall asleep when I think of your charmingsmile and I am always dreamed about walking along the lake hand in hand.Believe me, I’m your future. I will devote whatever I have in loving you. Giveme a chance, please, please, please……（作更深一步陶醉狀）
（P2抓住D1的手不放，D1嚇得神魂錯亂，起身逃離現場，P2緊追不舍并保持陶醉狀）
Section3:
P3: She doesn’t need me anymore…（委屈絕望狀）
D2: Hey, man, cheer up! What’s the matter?
P3: I joined the Student Union of ourschool and I was set in a working group including a pretty girl. We stayconnection every day and go for dinner together after finishing the assignment.And I always consider her just as a companion at work. But my girlfriend doesn’tbelieve that.
D2: What a pity! Have your girlfriend evercome cross you two together?
P3: Never...（作猶豫狀）Except foryesterday...
D2: Then what happened?
P3: She ran away and texted me at night,everything is over.（惋惜狀）
D2: Do you love her now? （此句及下句要說清，下段有鋪墊，重音一定要加強）
P3: Of course the answer is yes, that iswhy I come here. I don’t know what I can do to save it.
D2: Perhaps it was all caused by hercompulsion at the time, if you say sorry to her and explain for your working relationship,maybe she will take back her words.
P3: …. （默許點頭，輕輕離座，坐在離主表演臺較近的地方不要離開）
Section4:
P4: （哭泣狀，聲音哽咽）I shouldhave given him the chance to explain. I was so annoyed and compulsive thattime, so….I took out all the photos we took together and all the gifts he gaveto me and I found myself really can’t put down all unforgettable experiencewith him. It was my fault but I can’t own him anymore.
D2: Do you love him now?
P4: Of course the answer is yes, that iswhy I come here. I don’t know what I can do to save it.
D2: Oh, what the hell! You are definitelythe couple. Then follow me, quickly, he can’t be so far from here.
（推門而出，發現P3就坐在外面）
P3: I heard what you had said in. I loveyou, honey.
P4: I will never let it go.
（P3與P4相擁許久，D1用手機播放My heart will go on最好多幾個手機不然聲音太小）
全體: Welcome to share your problem.
英語小品劇本3
小紅帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it’s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的.聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.四人英語小品劇本
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (應聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
大話西游
Big words of western tour （大話西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王 、至尊寶、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha ??.
妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
(至尊寶從后臺走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地轉向紫霞)
牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.
妖：I object!
牛：What?
妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!
至：What’s this? Really?
妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
(劍從至的懷中落下)
妖：Magic Sword?
牛：Let me do this!
(紫跑出，拾劍)四人英語小品劇本
紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!
(紫跑下)
妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.
牛：Aaa??
(牛驚慌地跑下)
Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……
Chapter 2
Site: Bull King’s back garden
Characters: 至尊寶、紫霞
（至跑過來，突然看到紫獨自坐在臺階上，于是走過來）
至：Why are you hiding here?
(紫抽劍，指向至。兩人定格，至走出來，獨白)
至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!
至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!
（紫長嘆，拋劍，拾劍，抱劍）
紫：What can you tell your wife?
至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ??
紫：I help you!
至：No, it’s dangerous!
紫：You don’t want to?
至：I do! But ??
紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.
(豬喊)
至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.四人英語小品劇本
（依依不舍）
Aside: The night ……
Chapter 3
Site: Dungeon
Characters: 至尊寶、豬八戒、沙僧、唐僧
豬和沙：Master, master
(兩人同時悄聲說)
豬：We come to save you.
沙：We come to bring you out.
唐：I won’t go.
豬和沙：Stay here? Why?
唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the.
英語小品劇本4
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie《Avatar》? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called 《 Avatar 2 》, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(風情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打個響指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由發揮). (跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向導演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆狀),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(畫個十字架,鎮定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思狀) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同學鼓掌,乙作安撫狀),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,繼續作深情狀)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise
來自it's really a big surprise. What an ugly woman! (Of course, I won’t let you pass.) Why do you come here?
丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance. I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview. Please give me a chance, please.
甲(?):OK, so what’s your name?
丁: my name is Gaga Su.
甲(上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s. OK?
丁:OK, that’s enough. Thank you, thank you.
I’ll just present a poem I love best. The Furthest Distance in The World.
The furthest distance in the world
世界上最遙遠的距離
Is not between life and death
不是生與死
But when I stand in front of you
而是 我就站在你面前
Yet you don't know that I love you
你卻不知道我愛你
英語小品劇本5
第一部分
報幕員臺詞：
w: good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
both: 大家晚上好。
w: with the opening up of sanya and the development of its tourism industry, english, as an international language, is becoming more and more important.
m: 隨著三亞的對外開放，三亞旅游業的迅速發展，英語，作為國際語言，在三亞變得越來越重要。
w: the government of the sanya city calls on the whole city to learn english.
m: 三亞市委、市政府號召全市人民興起了學習英語的新高潮。
w: now, you can see everyone, men and women, young and old, learning english everywhere.
m: 如今，在三亞，您隨處可見男男女女、老老少少都在學英語。
w: the granny in this skit is one example. how hard she tries to learn english!
m: 在這個小品中，您將看到老奶奶是多么努力地學英語。
both: lets enjoy the performance, “modern granny learns english”.
第二部分
劇本臺詞：
（時間：星期六早晨 地點：新風路，一居民家）
fang: （出場） my name is fang fang. i am a student of sanya no.1 middle school.
granny: 芳芳，芳芳。
fang: oh, my granny is calling me. do you know my granny? everyone in our neighborhood calls her "modern granny". she is learning english. she wants to learn english well. she wants to show foreigners the beautiful scenery of our city and tell them the interesting stories about the li people.
granny: （奶奶上。練讀旅游英語300句 ） how do you do(好賭有賭) ? how do you do(好賭有賭)? nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. me， too. i cant speak chinese（愛砍他死屁踩你死）. can（砍） you（油）speak english(英國歷史)? yes, a little（啊里頭）. what can i do for you（我砍愛讀佛油）? 這不，中國 加入了wto，2008年又要舉辦奧運會，人人都在學英語，我也要學english….. 芳芳，芳芳！
fang: 來了，奶奶。
granny: 我的乖孫女， 你再聽奶奶讀一遍，看看還有什么地方讀得不好。（讀旅游 英語300句）how do you do (好賭有賭)? how do you do（好賭有賭）? nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. me，too. i cant speak chinese.（愛砍他死屁踩你死）. can you speak english(砍油死屁英國歷史)? yes（爺死）, a little（啊里頭）.what can i do for you（我砍愛讀佛油）? （她邊讀邊搖頭晃腦，很自豪的樣子）
fang: 奶奶，什么“好賭有賭”，是“how do you do? ”。不是“英國歷史”，是"english"。 是" chinese"，不是“踩你死”。跟我讀。how do you do?(奶奶跟讀) 不行，how do you do?（奶奶跟讀） 好，再讀 一 遍，（奶奶讀）好,很 好.i cant speak chinese. can you speak english?（奶奶跟讀）再來，i cant speak chinese.(奶奶跟讀) 好的，再來。（奶奶讀）can you speak english?(奶奶跟讀) 好，再練一下。
granny: （練讀兩遍）好了，好了，不錯了。（突然看見外賓路過）太好了！ 來了個老外！（站起，上前）hello, (學外國人動作，伸開雙手 ) how do you do? what can i do for you?
foreigner: how do you do? i want to go to the bank. where is the nearest one?
granny : （急忙翻書）芳芳，他說的話在第幾頁？
fang: 這本書上沒有這句話。他想去銀行。bank----銀行。（奶奶練習 bank ）(芳芳對外賓) hello, welcome to sanya. you are going to the bank, arent you? go along this street, when you reach the traffic lights, turn left. there is a bank about one hundred metres ahead, on the left, just opposite the bus station.
foreigner: thank you very much. your english is very good.
fang: thank you.
granny: hello, i 帶 you go.
fang: excuse me, shall my granny take you there?
foreigner: (對奶奶) thank you. its very kind of you.
granny: (搖搖頭) no thank you. no thank you. (外賓顯出不大理解的樣子) how do you do?
foreigner: how do you do?
granny: nice to meet you.
foreigner: me too.
granny: 你們瞧，我會跟老外對話了。(看書 ) i cant speak chinese. can you speak english?
foreigner: (疑惑不解) why, yes, of course.
granny: no. no. 錯了，you錯了，看，在這呢。（指書上） “yes, a little. what can i do for you?”（外賓明白了怎么回事，笑）
foreigner: its funny.
(來到銀行) （解放路，汽車站對面）
granny: bank. bank 到了。
teller: good morning. welcome to our bank. can i help you?
foreigner: good morning. can i change foreign money in your bank?
teller: yes, you can. but what money would you like to change, please?
foreigner: some u s d notes.
teller: how much, please?
foreigner: two hundred dollars in all.
teller: please show me your passport and fill out this exchange memo in duplicate.
foreigner: (填好 換水單) there, ive got them finished. and here is my passport.
granny: (指護照問) whats this?
foreigner: my passport.
granny: 買怕死婆（my passport）. 買怕死婆 （my passport）.
teller: yes, everything is all right. well, by the way, how would you like the money, mr smith?
foreigner: i dont mind. any kinds of denominations are ok.
teller: here you are, mr. smith. your money comes to rmb￥1，654.
foreigner: thank you very much.
teller: my pleasure.
foreigner：your service is good and your english is excellent.
teller: i am very happy to hear you say so. goodbye. and enjoy your stay in sanya.
foreigner: goodbye.
granny: goodbye（骨德拜）.
（走出銀行）
f: i want to go to some scenic spots.
g: 什么“搏”？
f: scenic spots.(拿出詞典指奶奶看 ) scenic spots.
g: 哦，是風景點。（想 了想）我帶你go luhuitou .
f: luhuitou?
g: yes. (指著300句鹿雕像的.封面) luhuitou。
f: oh, its a deer.
g: 對，對 yes, yes, deer(爹),deer(爹)。（亮相）deer(爹)回頭.
f: 爹回頭？
（奶奶，外賓左下，黎族姑娘右上，奶奶，外賓左上）
f: oh, a deer.
g: 我們到了。
lg: hello, welcome to luhuitou park.
f: hello.
g: 姑娘，你給咱老外朋友講一講鹿回頭的故事，好不好？
lg: 好的。（對外賓）have you ever heard the story of "luhuitou"?
f: a story? no.
lg: this story is about a young man and a deer long long ago.
f: a young man and a deer.（指塑像） do you mean the man and the deer here?
lg: yes. he was a hunter .
f: a hunter?
lg: yes. one day, the young man went hunting and found the deer.
f: oh, i see.
lg: when the deer saw him, it ran away. the young man ran after the deer until they reached the edge of the cliff. suddenly, the deer turned its head and became a girl.
f: the deer turned into a girl? really?
lg: yes.
f: (指塑像) i think this must be the girl.
lg: right. do you know about the li people?
f: li people? yes.
lg: later, the young man and the fairy girl fell in love with each other and they got married. they were the ancestors of the li people.
f: this is really a beautiful story. and that is why sanya is also called the "deer city", isnt it?
lg: yes, you are right.
f: thank you for your wonderful story. are there any other scenic spots in sanya?
lg: yes, there are many others. i suggest you go to dadonghai, yalong bay and tianyahaijiao.
f: tianyahaijiao? what does it mean?
（黎族小伙子上）
lb: welcome to tianyahaijiao.
（眾轉身）
f: what does it mean by "tianyahaijiao"?
lb: it means "the end of the earth.
g: （對lg）sea 是什么？
lg: 是大海。(奶奶練讀)
f: tianyahaijiao is one of the famous scenic spots in china, isnt it?
g:(對觀眾) 我知道，china 是中國。
lb: yes . a lot of people from home and abroad have visited "tianyahaijiao" and they say "tianyahaijiao" has impressed them..
f: yes. its a nice place.
lb: there are poems and songs written about "tianyahaijiao".(播放歌曲) listen, this is one of the songs. its name is "please come to "tianyahaijiao".
f: it sounds sweet. i enjoy it.
g: 孩子們，我今天學了一些english, 你們聽一聽，幫一幫奶奶好不好？“銀行”是"bank", "怕死婆" 是什么來了？
lg: passport 是護照。
g: 哦，" 怕死婆" 就是“護照”。還有“爹”是“鹿”，“sea”是“大海”。我聽你們說那個“beautiful(比特夫)是什么？
lg: 不是比特夫，是beautiful。
g: 哦，是beautiful.(練習)
f: ladies and gentlemen, sanya city is a beautiful city. i am glad to see everyone speak english here in sanya. this granny is also learning english. it is very convenient for us to come for holidays and do business in sanya. when i go back to the states, i will tell my friends to come to sanya.
all: please come to sanya. welcome to sanya.
（over）
英語小品劇本6
唐僧拉著孫悟空衣服上場
唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures. 悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest```
唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧繼續唱了一遍) 悟空：Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest 唐僧:I am fine.（唐僧繼續唱） 悟空：master,can you stop,.
唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.
悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!
唐僧：Is like a noisy?
悟空：No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing!
唐僧：Ok,go ahead！I am``(唐僧剛想唱，悟空回頭，師停止)
（走著走著，看到一房子）
唐僧：Look! There is a house over there. 悟空：really！let’s me have a look!
(空飛奔過去打探情況，在墻外跳了一圈，回去報告)
悟空：Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple. 唐僧：Knock the door!
悟空：(空過去像土匪一樣敲門)Open the door! (門沒開，悟空回來) 唐僧：You should be polite!like this```` (上海灘音樂起，師大步向前，敲門)
唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east.(大聲三遍，門房才開)
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老頭： Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
（小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。） 唐僧、悟空走進）
唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老頭（做哽咽狀）：Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……別過臉去繼續哭泣）
（唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。） 老媽： Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧： Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老頭： Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him.
唐僧： Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老頭：Really!Where he is? (悟空過來，亮肌肉) 老頭：A monkey?
唐僧：Yes!He is a monkey.A super monkey.
老頭： Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
悟空： What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。悟空鎮定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒(大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴里大喊):Darling, here I am.
站在臺上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒： Darling,don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的模樣。
八戒： Darling,don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy.
小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒： Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子： When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒： Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.
八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。小娘子作出動腦筋的`樣子，又把八戒拉回來。 八戒： Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子： Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
八戒： Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子： I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒： Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上： Darling, Let's go. 小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：Okay. Let’s go.
音樂響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在臺上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。 八戒： Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子： Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?) 八戒： Yes, I do. I do.
繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，玉蘭一腳把八戒踢到！小女子倒地之后，
做出摔疼了的樣子在那里呻吟。八戒聽到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。 八戒： Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you? 女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子）：Honey, I am here. 八戒： Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子： That's your fault. 八戒： Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.
小女子： You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest. 八戒： Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒聽了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細地打量他。
小女子（撒嬌地）：Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first.
八戒： Alas! Don’t mention it ，I was Tianpeng marshal .I could fly between the heave and the word !Only because I made a big mistake! That day , I was wandering in the heaven street!I saw a beauty! Her name is :嫦娥！（剎那回頭開始回想）
嫦娥翩然而至，兩人互視5秒，叫著對方名字奔跑向擁抱。走進后， 八戒唱歌：你是我的玫瑰·····（嫦娥感動） 再唱：你是我的情人····
兩人深情對視。。。音樂莫扎特 第40號交響曲 起，跳舞， 突然，玉帝出現。八戒放手，嫦娥沒站好摔倒， 八戒：My lord! It’s not my fault! I beg you pardon! 玉帝：How dare you do that!? You are hung together! 嫦娥起，跑到玉帝跟前撒嬌
嫦娥：Daring! He ``he tease me! He tease me!
玉帝怒！：Ya! Tianpeng ,I will punish you! Turn you as a pig! A ugly pig! 嫦娥：my lord! Where should we go for dinner tonight? 玉帝：what about 天驕園？
嫦娥：（撒嬌）no no !let’s go to the 紫荊園！there have air condition ! 玉帝： That’s Ok .My daring!
回想結束，
八戒：I was punished by yudi .So I became a pig! That’s why I was so ugly! 玉蘭：You look too ugly to meet people.
八戒： I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. （八戒高興地過去想拉小女子的手）
小女子（把手甩開）：You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!
八戒： I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me? 小女子 Show me some gongfu then. 八戒： OK, let me show you my gongfu.
從石頭后拿出釘鈀，舞了起來。小女子暗暗點頭。當八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了過去。 八戒： Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子： Pull me out if you can .
八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒有發現拖出來的卻是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒： How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑： You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? 八戒一看， My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒轉身想跑，被悟空攔住，豬八戒甩開孫悟空，雙方對峙了一會兒，豬八戒poping， 八戒： Can you?
悟空: yes，I can’t, so what, I will fight you.
悟空一拳往八戒臉上打，八戒頓時感到一種壓力和害怕。
悟空： Dare you wive yet?
八戒： No, no. I dare not. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空： I bet you dare not.
悟空放開，八戒轉身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空： Y ou silly, where are you going?
八戒： I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?
悟空；；Y ou silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.
八戒： What? Has Tangseng come?
悟空： Y es. Let's go!
兩人在臺上走半圈，來到房前。
悟空： Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出來，老頭一家還有些戰戰兢兢。
悟空： Y ou silly, kneel down to meet your master.
八戒：Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：My prentice, what's up?
悟空： Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.
八戒： Thank you, my master!
唐僧：Let's go ahead, my prentices.
八戒此時并不想走，于是…….
Master, I don’t want to go, I don’t.
悟空：Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. you’d better go with us.
八戒此時似乎想起了什么‘
Bajie ：How old are you gulu youwe.
Sun:I’m twenty gulu youwe.
Bajie:Do you like poping gulu youwe.
Tang:I can’t poping gulu youwe.
Bajie:So,I don’t want to go with you.
八戒與唐僧對唱《321對不起》
唱畢，唐僧與悟空拉著八戒走，八戒深情的看著玉蘭。 Wulan:Seeking scripture is so hard,you should try your us on. 八戒又對著玉蘭的爹。
Yu ’s dad:You leave ,don’t back.
八戒此時已無可留戀….
Bajie :Master,let’s go…
傍著音樂，師徒三人離開了高老莊。
英語小品劇本7
旁白：Long long ago, there was a mirror in theforest. Many people came , telling their worries, problems, etc. to the mirror.But is that so? Let’s have a look.
(Themirror does the same expressions and movements people do in front of it andmake responses to them.)
(Ared rose came to the mirror, looking blue.)
Rose: Mirror,mirror, I have been feeling sad for a long time. What can I do?
Mirror: What happened to you, my lovely rose?
Rose: You know,many people love me, also, many people hate me. When they are in sweet love,they sing hymns [him]贊歌 for me, they say how gorgeous and howfragrant I am. But when they get hurt, they forget their previous complimentsfor me, only emphasizing my thorns. It is just unfair.（作欲哭狀）
Mirror: Well, my dear, it’s not your fault. You remain what you are, the most beautiful flower.Believe me, you are always beautiful no matter how people judge you. Just live for yourself, not the judgements.
Rose: Really?Yeah, I shouldn’t live for others. I will try to be beautiful only for myself.Just be myself.
(Ayoung boy comes, what will he tell to the mirror?)
Young boy: Hi,mirror, how are you?
Mirror: As you see, I am always fine. What about you? You don’t look well.
Young boy: Um, I don't think you can understand me, maybe you will think it is ridiculous.
Mirror: Maybe, butyou will feel better if you speak out. You can always trust me.
Young boy: Ok, Ok,I am in love now.（小品劇本）
Mirror: That’s agood thing.
Young boy: Oh , no,you don’t understand. I am in love with another boy. You know what people call us? Gay. And do you know what they think of gay? It is a shame, they define usas abnormal. It horrors me to think what my parents, my friends, my teachers,even strangers would react to this. It drives me nuts.
Mirror: Er, youare special. But could I ask you a question?
Young boy: Ok.
Mirror: Do you love that guy? I mean love.
Young boy: Yes, I assure it. A sweet feeling started to grow inside when I met him. I never had that kind of feeling before. And we get on very well.
Mirror: I see. Anddo you think you are strong enough to experience all the hardship when you are together?
Young boy: I do fear what people think of us, but I love him more.
Mirror: Ok, I believe that people will accept your relation, and your love. After all ,peopleare becoming more and more open-minded now. Do whatever you think is right for you and stick to it. Be happy! Love is undying and powerful.
Young boy: Thankyou, mirror. I feel better now. I will be happy. Bye!
Mirror: You arewelcome. Bye, my dear!
(Awell dressed woman comes, dripping with diamonds.滿身珠光寶氣 about 40 years old.)
The woman: You mirror, see how rich I am? Look my diamonds, my rings, my necklace, and mydesigner clothes? Oh, you should have a look at my sports car, it is a good baby! Unluckily, I can’t drive it here.
Mirror: Oh, Madam,I don’t need to see your luxury car to tell how rich you are. Probably you arethe richest one that has ever come to me. You live a high quality life. Butthat’s why you come, showing off?
The woman: Sorry,I didn’t mean it. I just can't help telling people how rich I am, because moneyis the only thing I have. If I don’t talk about it, I have nothing to tell.
Mirror: How come?
The woman: My loving parents died many years ago. I have no siblings. And I hurt the one I love when I was younger, and after that I no longer love anyone. I was runningfor money then, thinking If I have money I would have almost everything. Now Ihave money, But There is growing empty in my heart. People just see how rich Iam, and gradually I see the same. But the fact is I am the poorest woman in the world, without anyone really love me.
Mirror: I am sorry to hear that. What I want to say is, you will find someone who loves you sooner or later, it can be a friend or a lover.
The woman: How?People around me just like my money, not me.
Mirror: I guess you can leave the environment you are in now, just go out, go travelling, and meet new friends., start a new life. It is not late. Money is not the most important thing in your life. Now that you have enough money, just go out ,make a change!
The woman:Travelling around the world was my dream when I was young, but I was blocked by money……
Mirror：Now it is the best time.
The woman: I really don’t want to live like this any longer. Just as you said, I have money now, why not do and renew my life? Ok, I will start right now, thank you,mirror. I gotta go, I will miss you.（離開）
Mirror: I will miss you, too. Good luck!（鏡子對著她的.背影說）
（Forquite a few days, no one comes to the mirror. It feels a bit lonely, althoughits common state is loneliness. It signs every now and then）
(Nowthe spring comes, flowers are blooming, the grass is growing, birds aresinging.（人扮演這些自然界的活動） Everything looks vibrant, the mirror turns happy again. Alovely girl picking flowers passes by.)
Mirror: Hello,could you stop to have a talk with me?
(Thegirl wonders who was talking, she looks around. The mirror keeps saying hello.Finally it comes to her that it is a mirror saying hello to her.)
The girl: you can talk, really, mirror?
Mirror: Yes, Ican.
The girl: I havenever seen a mirror talking, you are a magic mirror!
Mirror: you cansay that, to some degree. You look so happy, I can see pure delight was ringingin your laughters. Can you tell me why you are so happy?
The girl: I amhappy for the spring, the beautiful flowers, the babble of the brooks, the singing of birds, in a word, everything.
Mirror: Don’t youhave any worries?
The girl: whyshould I have worries?
Mirror: I haveseen so many people suffering from various kinds of worries.
The girl: Then I Iam the one to tell you my happiness. I do what I want to do, I love nature,love my friends, and you. I choose to be happy.
Mirror: you saylove me? People just said thanks to me, they never said they love me. Thankyou! I love you, too.
The girl: you arewelcome. I am sorry that I have to go home now, it’s getting late.
Mirror: It’sreally an honor to know you. Can you take me leave here? I want to be with you,and be happy.
The girl: Are you serious?
Mirror: Y es
最后的人(thegirl take away the mirror, they live happily together. There is a sign wherethe mirror once was, reading: I am happy when you are happy)
英語小品劇本8
A Play:
Buying Medicine
By Liu Qinglin
Characters:
X ------ Xiao Fei
S ------- Shopkeeper
D- ---- Doctor Li
O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----)
Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----)
H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy
W- ---- Woman
J ------ Japanese
Scene1
( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.)
D: Good evening, everyone.
Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li.
D: Hello, let me examine you.
W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.)
D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some
medicine on you.
W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high
fever. He seems fainted.
D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.
W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.
D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest.
W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.
( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.)
X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know.
W1: But there’s no medicine left.
X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.
D: Have you got any money?
X: No.
D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.
X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.
D: But how can you get the medicine without money?
X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.
D and Ws: Be careful!
Scene2
( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.
When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman)
W: Help! Help!
H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble.
W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.
H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives)
X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman!
H: It’s none of your business! Go away.
X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down)
X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.
W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.
X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.
H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again
( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)
X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.
H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.
X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.)
Scene3
(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along)
J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.
X: Here you are!
J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)
S: Who’s it?
X: It’s me, a customer.
S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.
O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.
S: What can I do far you?
X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.
S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?
X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. ( Shows him his gun.)
S: All right! All right!
S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine
O1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are.
X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.
S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.
O1: All right. ( He closes it.)
S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!
( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.)
J3: Oh, here he is!
js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up!
H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----
J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.)
H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.
J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. (They go down.)
X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him)
D: Here comes our hero.
Ws: Congratulations.
X: Thank you, everybody.
( The end )
英語小品劇本9
Characters:
Angel: A chief broadcaster.
Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.
Anny’s father
Anny’s teacher
Anny’s classmates
Divide the stage into two parts.
On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.
On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.
(幕啟，舞臺左半亮，右半暗)
(The phone is ringing)
Old woman: Hello!
Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum?
Old woman: Oh, I’m granny. I’m not mum.
Anny: I’m sorry.
（電話掛斷聲，撥號聲又起）
A young woman: Hello!
Anny（怯生生地）: Hello! I want mum. Is that mum?
Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.
（電話繼續響，右半舞臺亮）
Angel: Hello!
Anny（鼓起勇氣）: I want mum. Is that mum?
Angel: Who’s that speaking?
Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.
Angel: Anny？（充滿疑惑）。（略為思索后，用母親的聲調）Where are you?
Anny（仿佛遇見母親，忍不住哭起來）: Mum,（哭聲，欲語淚先流，又猛然驚覺）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.
Angel（安慰地，擔心地）: You are a nice little girl.
Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved. Mum, don’t you miss me?
Angel（慈愛地）: Of course, I do. I do miss you?
Anny: Really?
Angel: Yes. I miss you so much.
Anny: Mummy!
Angel: En…
Anny: Mummy!
Angel: Yes?
Anny（笑若銀鈴）
(Angel 慈愛地笑，心略有所安)
Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.
Angel（關切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you?
Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now. I felt pain, but I didn’t cry. Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl. Then you won’t come back. Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.
Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not… Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推門入，見Anny在打電話，連忙奪過）
Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.
（對著電話）Sorry, I’m really sorry. The child has disturbed you.
Angel: Never mind. I’m a mother, too. I understand her. May I know the truth?
Dad: Eh…, her mum isn’t here. So she called and called.
Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced?
Dad: No, no. I hope she would come back. But…
Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.
Dad（回頭看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.
Angel:All right.
(燈暗景換)
On the left: Anny’s sitting room.
On the right: Anny’s classroom.
（左右同時演繹）
Left:
Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago. She told me to hide the truth. This is the letter for Anny.
Right:
Teacher: Children, in this class. Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.
(Angel, Anny同時，時空錯接，音樂起)
Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!
Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!
Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.
Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.
Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.
Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.
Angel: Baby, we have a date. When you are 14, you can find me.
Anny: Mummy, we have a date. Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.
Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long. I wonder if you have the courage to go on.
Anny: Mummy, don’t worry. I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.
Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.
Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long. I read it every night, again and again.
Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.
Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth. Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.
Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday. Is there anyone to love you all his life?
Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up. I believe there is a call to the paradise. I will love Dad. I will love myself. I can fly with my own wings one day.
Angel: Anny, my dear.
Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way. There are no tears in paradise.
(燈亮，謝幕)
英語小品劇本10
Characters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)
Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)
First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (邊說邊做) Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (滿不在意的情) Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……
Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販)
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)
M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea! (全部下場)
英語小品劇本11
One sunny Sunday morning， Little Duck went to visit his grandma。 On his way， he met Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat， who were both in trouble。 Little Duck was very kind， and he helped them。 So everybody had a good day。
劇中角色：Little Duck， Mr。 Cat， Mr。 Goat
（星期天，小鴨子在睡覺。電話鈴響了。）
Little Duck： Hello， this is Little Duck speaking。 Who’s that？ Oh， dear Grandma。 Yes， I’m fine。 I miss you very much。 I’ll come to visit you this morning。 Good bye。
Little Duck：： Wow！ What a sunny day！ I’m going to visit my grandma。
（貓先生正在河邊捉魚。但是他總是抓不到。）
Little Duck： Good morning， Mr。 Cat。 How are you？
Mr。 Cat： Fine。 Thank you， and you？
Little Duck： I’m fine， too。 What are you doing？
Mr。 Cat： I’m catching fish！ Look！ It’s a big fish！ But I can’t catch it！
Little Duck： Don’t worry。 Let me help you。
（小鴨子跳入河里，幫貓先生捉到了魚。）
Little Duck： Here you are。 Have a good meal。
Mr。 Cat： Thank you。 It’s so kind of you。
Little Duck： My pleasure。（抬頭看看天色）I have to go now。
Mr。 Goat： Help！ Help！
Little Duck： Who’s crying？
Mr。 Cat： I don’t know。
Little Duck： Let’s go and see。
Mr。 Cat： Allright。
（小鴨子和貓先生一起四處尋找。）
Mr。 Cat： Here！ It’s Mr。 Goat！
Little Duck： What’s wrong with you， Mr。 Goat？
Mr。 Goat： I was running while singing。 But I ran too fast and fell down。 My leg is broken。 I can’t stand up。
Little Duck： Don’t worry。 Let me help you。 Mr。 Cat， can you do me a favor？
Mr。 Cat： Sure。
（他們把山羊先生扶起來。然后一起送山羊先生回了家。）
Mr。 Goat： Thank you very much。
Little Duck： It’s alright。 Oh， it’s too late。 I have to go now。
Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat： Where are you going？
Little Duck： I’m going to visit my grandma。
Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat： Thank you for helping us。
Little Duck： It’s my pleasure。
英語小品劇本12
Actor: Tang Sun Wukong pig shaceng Bai Jingjing (demon)
Personnel coordination: sound engineer, narrator (both scheduling and directing)
Props: Music CDs, matching outfits, sticks, cell phones
(aside) say Tang Seng, master and apprentice, four people go to the west to learn scriptures. This day, the four over the black wind ridge, came to a village, where the smoke curl, it seems there are people inn. Four people are tired and tired here for a moment...... )
Tang: West Road Rosinante, flyfox, Wukong, hungry, go to some food!
Sun: Master, you are not to lose weight? The fat burning took us a lot of money can......
Tang: (impatiently) you the monkey crap, did not see the Division has skinny? This way, how many demons and ghosts eager to see the wind color as a teacher, how can let people disappointed?!
(the catwalk around the field, stop posing)
Sun: (exhibit) all right, master. I'm going to go. Eat and drink. Don't blame me for not reminding you, and cursing!
Tang: (walks) you are more and more annoying, not fast!
Sun: Yes, shifu. Eight quit, take care of Mr. Tang shaseng. I will be back soon.
(Sun Xia)
Don: (blame action) the monkey mouth how many birds?
Pig: (self acting) master, he is to see that I have passed the English class four, I am not satisfied with it, so I study hard day and night to exceed me!
(after a while)
Tang: Hey, eight quit, you see, there is not come over a beauty!
Pig: Master, really! It's beautiful!
Tang: (shame, soft voice) sin, sin...... Pig you,
Tang: (handing the handkerchief, despising the shape, changing the expression quickly), not wiping the corners of the mouth quickly...... But it's a pity that the skin is a little darker......
(pig, Sha Eran)
(woman floats)
Sand: STOP! (vibrato, questioning with dance girl) Hello, how old are you, what is your name, where you come from, where to go, you have no object, what is your basket, do you know the way a lot of monster ah, never mind I can protect you the.
White: (a lady is polite, gentle and tender). This little monk is polite. A small woman surnamed white, the name is Jingjing, Sprite, bright, and cool is also the jingjing.
(three people fascinated)
Bai: This goes to Datang to take the IQE test. Master but from Dongtu Datang to?
Pig: You are right! We are all eminent monks in Tang dynasty. I wonder if Miss is engaged in life insurance or property insurance?.
White: life insurance is also!
Tang: excitedly shaking his shoulders and shining his eyes
To tell you the truth, I contribute to this, in terms of skills...... That I can pour a helping hand......
Sun: (around the field)
Where evildoer, dare to harass. Master, Don't worry., I'm here, too!
(grabbed the pig, and pigs are clapping hands)
Which way do you come from?!
Pig: brother, it's me
Sun: SORRY. Accidentally lost contact lenses on the road, can not tell who is who.
Tang: the monkey is becoming useless. No, to borrow my glasses with him.
(sand gives glasses to Sun Daishang)
Sun: (rush forward, stop)
It's you
White: Jingjing! Is it really you?
(TITANIC music, sun white eye, moving situation pas de deux)
Pig: Oh, my God! Lovers!
Tang: (wiping tears) it's so touching. Since I saw the story of JACK and ROSE, I haven't seen such a touching scene again!
Sha: (handing towel to Tang) master, don't make people laugh, that's TITANIC.
Sandy: (to the audience, in a whisper)
The last time passing stellar cinema, he dragged us to see, he cried ah...... Alas, I master a lot of sentimental......
Pig: brother, this is........ ?
Sun: MONICA and I are college classmates......
Bai: STIVEN was a member of the sports committee at that time. I was a representative of the English class......
White: he sends me home every night
Sun: he calls me every night
Sun: we love to walk in the woods in the evening......
White: he always likes telling me ghost stories, and makes me shy
(three people are fascinated, sun Bai two people as memories)
Pig: I know, there was love song: ONLY YOU,
CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT, ONLY YOU, CAN MAKE ME...
Sun: hum, you're a big guy
Sha: since it's an acquaintance, then........ Ah, no, you are not the monkey, white lady......
Don: (shouting down fast) escorting, monster ah...... !
Sun: (in a dilemma) MONICA, escort master is now I learn, read in the old, you don't embarrass me......
White: Bian water, the water flow to the Si, Guazhou ferries head, Wu little sorrow, my thought, hate long, hate to be caused when hugh. The moon on the floor. Five hundred years, STIVEN, you really don't miss me at all?
Sun: when I moved past, I was no longer the original me. Your old ticket couldn't get on my broken ship. Why should you?......
Pig: two love long, a blessing in every morning and evening...... Miss Bai, I and you are Similarly afflicted people pity each other. ah......
Sun: SHUT UP! PIG!
Tang: Wukong, this is you, not anymore. Miss white so crazy, you have this heart of stone, understand style. Oh, my God, tragedy......
(Shaseng to towel to Tang)
Bai: STIVEN, I'm not here to catch your master this time. I just want to tell you that there is someone in the world who will miss you forever. Now that you're going to the Buddha and you're looking for progress, I'm not going to be able to stop you. Me...... I'm leaving。
(take a few steps, go back)
Wish you happiness.
(go, go back)
Remember to electrify me......
(go, go back)
(Music: leave sadness to yourself...... Four people are speechless...... )
Don: (hands) life is precious, and love even more. If for the Scriptures so both can throw! Boys! You have greatly discerning and apprehending. Amitabha......
英語小品劇本13
人物： 劉師傅 男 48歲 的士司機 甲(紹興話)
沈蘭 女 24歲 英語老師 乙(普通話)
阿鳳 女 30歲 的士司機 丙(杭州話)
阿根 男 38歲 的士司機 丁(杭州話)
場景： 某的士司機休息處，桌椅等物，邊上一指示牌，上面一“P”字。
(開場甲在吃盒飯)
甲：(自言自語)世界上吃盒兒飯吃得最多大概就是伢的士司機了，本來杭州話有句“合兒合兒”我弄不清
爽。現在我曉得了，盒兒飯吃得多就變合兒了，所以伢的士司機是當之無愧的“合兒”!
丙：(拿兩份盒飯上)劉師傅，一個人怎么會說話語的?
甲：這就叫自說自話。咦，你一個人要吃兩份飯?
丙：一份是阿根的，叫我先幫他買買好。
甲：偌對阿根倒蠻關心的，他現在還是一個人。下趟有格種放單吊的小姐妹放一個給他。
丙：介便當的?又不是搓麻將，邊七萬放一個給你吃吃?找對象要有緣分的。
甲：對對對，我是話有機會，幫他留心留心……
(乙背一小包，打扮時尚， 戴墨鏡上)
乙：請問二位是出租車司機吧?
丙：是，小姐你要到哪里? (站起)
甲：阿鳳，你吃飯，這腳生意我去。(站起)
丙：我先看到的……
乙：不好意思，我不是要打的。
丙：不打的尋我們作啥?
乙：我是運管局派來的，我叫沈蘭，我是來調查我們杭州的出租車司機目前所掌握的英語會話狀況的。
甲：噢，好的`好的。沈小姐，不瞞你話，吃我們這碗飯，回到屋里已經吃力殺了。
丙：哎，哪里有功夫去學英語。
乙：是啊，出租車司機是蠻辛苦的，不過簡單的英語會話學起來也蠻方便……
丁：(上)吃飯嘍……(見乙，上下打量)劉師傅，你們姨媽?
甲：不是的，我沒姨媽的。
丁：相貌倒蠻好的，既然不是你姨媽，格是我好動動腦筋看嘍。
甲：勿要有趣!運管局派來的。
丙：阿根，沈小組是來調查我們學英語會話的情況的。
丁：噢，不好意思!沈小姐，我這個人有個毛病你別在意，我看見漂亮的姑娘兒，眼睛總不舍得移開。
乙：沒關系，你只要手不亂動就行了。
丁：(咕)這姑娘兒道兒蠻老的。(一本正經狀)這個學英語嘛，我認為是很重要的，自從非典結束以后，我們出租車生意好起來了，旅游行業也好起來了，外國游客也多起來了，不學好英語是不行的。所以劉師傅，阿鳳，你們要好好地學習英語!我呢……就不學了!
甲：為啥?
丁：你們自己有車子，一直要開落去，我是個二八師 傅，開人家的車子，開到啥辰光又不曉得的。
丙：你這個話就不對，二八師傅車子開出去，也是我們杭州的士司機的形象。
甲：不錯，的士司機這個職業，是非常重要的窗口形象，也代表了一種城市品位。
乙：說得對，外地人、外國人一到杭州，可能第—個打交道的就是你們，再說杭州是對外開放旅游城市，不學點英語會話，碰到外國人不就又聾又啞啦?
丁：放心好嘍，外國人我碰著過的，英語我老早就會說了!
乙：真的?說什么?
丁：外國人要下車前，馬上摜一句英語過去。其實英語只要學一句就夠用了。
乙：哪一句?
丁：“麥內”，鈔票!
甲：啊?!就會這一句?
丁：吔!為來為去就為兩張鈔票，不為鈔票吃吃力力弄啥東西?有了鈔票么好買房子、討老婆對不對，姑娘
兒，我就是因為鈔票太少，三十多歲了，還是喬片一張。
乙：喬片是什么東西? (問甲)
甲：喬片么就是一個人，光棍。
英語小品劇本14
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful.you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.
Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the fairest of the all?
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty!
You are the fairest of all, I think.
But there is a young lady.
She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.
She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! She is Snow White.
皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter, come here, come here!
獵人：Yes. Your Majesty! I’m here now.
皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick some flowers. Find a lonely place and kill her.
獵人：But she is the princess. …
皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her any longer.
獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!
皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me. Otherwise, I will punish you.
獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!
白雪：( Pick some flowers. )
Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!
獵人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated )
Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)
What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
獵人：Your Majesty! I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
獵人：The queen.
白雪：The queen! But why?
獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will run into the forest and never come back again.
獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eat you.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little cottage.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here are their names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Dopey.
Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in the mountain.
老學究：I’m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.
開心果：I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in the world.
噴嚏精：I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.
害羞鬼：I’m the Bashful. I’m a shy man.
老頑固：I’m the Grumpy. I’m not so easy to believe a stranger. The next one is Dopey. He can’t talk like us.
老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
開心果：Who is it?
噴嚏精：Perhaps it’s the ghost!
瞌睡蟲：Let’s go into our cottage silently.
害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
老頑固：Perhaps it’s the witch.
旁白：When Dopey was holding the candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They all cried out with astonishment.
老學究：What a lovely child!
開心果：How beautiful!
噴嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡蟲：Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老頑固：Kill her.
白雪：( Wake up )
What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.
七矮人：But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老學究：If you take care of our house.
開心果：If you do some cooking for us.
噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老頑固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the seven dwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand, when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?
魔鏡：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costs my life.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the cottage .
皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?
皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you!
( Having a small piece, dead )
皇后：Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprise to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What’s the matter?
老學究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Now let’s pick some flowers and place around her
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to be kind to her.
王子：Yes, I will.
I will love you forever, my dear! ( Kiss her.)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life, as was written in the magic book of the wicked queen.
白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye!
May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.
Good Bye.
See you later.
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英語小品劇本15
Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.
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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?
Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.
Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?
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Scene III
(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.
Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?
Rita: I thought you were going to the library.
Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.
Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!
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Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
Ken: What are they?
Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.
Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?
Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.
Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?
Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
Ken: Why?
Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?
Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
Ken: You are a genius.
Rita: I am just very professional.
Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!
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Scene V
(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)
Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?
Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.
Kevin: Why?
Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.
Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.
Ken: Ok. Let’s go.
(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?
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