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英語小品劇本
英語小品劇本1
Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.
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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?
Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.
Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?
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Scene III
(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.
Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?
Rita: I thought you were going to the library.
Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.
Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!
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Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
Ken: What are they?
Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.
Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?
Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.
Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?
Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
Ken: Why?
Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?
Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
Ken: You are a genius.
Rita: I am just very professional.
Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!
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Scene V
(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)
Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?
Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.
Kevin: Why?
Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.
Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.
Ken: Ok. Let’s go.
(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?
英語小品劇本2
小紅帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it’s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.四人英語小品劇本
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發(fā)出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的'肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (應(yīng)聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
大話西游
Big words of western tour （大話西游）
Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王 、至尊寶、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.
牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha ??.
妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
(至尊寶從后臺走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.
(牛深情地轉(zhuǎn)向紫霞)
牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.
妖：I object!
牛：What?
妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!
至：What’s this? Really?
妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
(劍從至的懷中落下)
妖：Magic Sword?
牛：Let me do this!
(紫跑出，拾劍)四人英語小品劇本
紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!
(紫跑下)
妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.
牛：Aaa??
(牛驚慌地跑下)
Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……
Chapter 2
Site: Bull King’s back garden
Characters: 至尊寶、紫霞
（至跑過來，突然看到紫獨自坐在臺階上，于是走過來）
至：Why are you hiding here?
(紫抽劍，指向至。兩人定格，至走出來，獨白)
至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!
至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!
（紫長嘆，拋劍，拾劍，抱劍）
紫：What can you tell your wife?
至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ??
紫：I help you!
至：No, it’s dangerous!
紫：You don’t want to?
至：I do! But ??
紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.
(豬喊)
至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.四人英語小品劇本
（依依不舍）
Aside: The night ……
Chapter 3
Site: Dungeon
Characters: 至尊寶、豬八戒、沙僧、唐僧
豬和沙：Master, master
(兩人同時悄聲說)
豬：We come to save you.
沙：We come to bring you out.
唐：I won’t go.
豬和沙：Stay here? Why?
唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the.
英語小品劇本3
One sunny Sunday morning， Little Duck went to visit his grandma。 On his way， he met Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat， who were both in trouble。 Little Duck was very kind， and he helped them。 So everybody had a good day。
劇中角色：Little Duck， Mr。 Cat， Mr。 Goat
（星期天，小鴨子在睡覺。電話鈴響了。）
Little Duck： Hello， this is Little Duck speaking。 Who’s that？ Oh， dear Grandma。 Yes， I’m fine。 I miss you very much。 I’ll come to visit you this morning。 Good bye。
Little Duck：： Wow！ What a sunny day！ I’m going to visit my grandma。
（貓先生正在河邊捉魚。但是他總是抓不到。）
Little Duck： Good morning， Mr。 Cat。 How are you？
Mr。 Cat： Fine。 Thank you， and you？
Little Duck： I’m fine， too。 What are you doing？
Mr。 Cat： I’m catching fish！ Look！ It’s a big fish！ But I can’t catch it！
Little Duck： Don’t worry。 Let me help you。
（小鴨子跳入河里，幫貓先生捉到了魚。）
Little Duck： Here you are。 Have a good meal。
Mr。 Cat： Thank you。 It’s so kind of you。
Little Duck： My pleasure。（抬頭看看天色）I have to go now。
Mr。 Goat： Help！ Help！
Little Duck： Who’s crying？
Mr。 Cat： I don’t know。
Little Duck： Let’s go and see。
Mr。 Cat： Allright。
（小鴨子和貓先生一起四處尋找。）
Mr。 Cat： Here！ It’s Mr。 Goat！
Little Duck： What’s wrong with you， Mr。 Goat？
Mr。 Goat： I was running while singing。 But I ran too fast and fell down。 My leg is broken。 I can’t stand up。
Little Duck： Don’t worry。 Let me help you。 Mr。 Cat， can you do me a favor？
Mr。 Cat： Sure。
（他們把山羊先生扶起來。然后一起送山羊先生回了家。）
Mr。 Goat： Thank you very much。
Little Duck： It’s alright。 Oh， it’s too late。 I have to go now。
Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat： Where are you going？
Little Duck： I’m going to visit my grandma。
Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat： Thank you for helping us。
Little Duck： It’s my pleasure。
英語小品劇本4
編劇：蔡奕新
場景：1、中午，一間網(wǎng)吧內(nèi)烏煙瘴氣，幾臺電腦正傳出游戲的聲音。
2、教室里擺著一張講臺，幾張桌椅，一塊活動黑板。快放學(xué)了，老師正在講評考卷，同學(xué)們在訂正。
劇中人物：Tom，boss，Ms.Wu，studentABC…
道具：幾張桌椅，幾臺“電腦”，一張講臺，一塊活動黑板。
英語小品劇本5
Cast
Father: Ian
Mother: Ellen
Younger brother: Victor
Older brother: David
Friend: Jeff
Clerk: weaber
Narrator: Weaber
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Summary
This is a story about lottery. One day, Ian and Ellen are watching TV in the living room. David is sleeping in his room.
SceneⅠ: In the living room
Ian: The news is very boring.
Ellen: Huh, only about political issues very boring.
Ian: Yeah! It makes me annoyed.
Ellen: Well! How’s your business this month?
Ian: Not bad! Perhaps I can get promotion next month.
(Narrator: At that time, someone presses the buzzer of doorbell ring.)
Ellen: Dear, go to open the door.
Ian: Son, why do you come home so late? Do you know what time it is?
Victor: Oh! I’m sorry. I ate the dinner with my classmate.
Ellen: Don’t blame him.
Victor: Yeah! Mom~ I love you so much~
Ian: Ok! I always find faults with you.
Ellen: Wait! Your room is too dirty. Arrange your room today.
Victor: I want to arrange my room tomorrow.
Ian: Do whatever your Mom said.
Victor: I feel tired today. Mom ~ could I arrange my room tomorrow?
Ellen: No way! If you don’t arrange your room, you can’t get your allowance.
Victor: Oh! I’ll go to arrange my room soon.
Ellen: You are my good boy.
In the Victor’s room
(Narrator: Victor goes to his room reluctantly and arranges his room. Soon, when he arranges the books, he finds a notepaper. He looks at it and finds that it is a lottery. He takes the news paper to check lottery number……)
Victor: Wow! It is the first prize. Huh…, huh… I have to cash the lottery ticket.
Victor: But, now it is too late. I will cash it tomorrow.
Oh! I am a rich man!.
Ian: Have you arranged your room? If you finished it, go to take a bath.
Victor: Ok… I will go to take a bath right now.
In the living room
(Narrator: Victor puts the lottery ticket into the book and puts down the book on his desk. He leaves his room. And he goes to library. The door bell is ringing… David opens the door.)
Jeff: Hi~ is Victor at home?
David: He is not here. He went to the library.
Jeff: Oh! No. I want to borrow a book from him. (He is very anxious)
David: That’s OK! I can find the book for you. Please sit down.
Jeff: Thank you! I want to borrow a book that has an orange cover.
David: Ok! Wait a minute. I’ll go to Victor’s room and find it.
In the Victor’s room
(Narrator: After David entered Victor’s room, he finds the book on the desk. He is afraid that there is something in the book. So when he opens the book, he finds the special notepaper.)
David: What is it?
David: Wow! It is a lottery ticket. (He takes the newspaper to check the lottery number. He feels very surprised)
David: Wow… wow… it is the first prize. Huh… He wants to keep the money all to himself. I’ll hide it and make him nervous. (Then David puts the lottery into his pocket and goes out the room.)
英語小品劇本6
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie《Avatar》? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called 《 Avatar 2 》, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(風(fēng)情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打個響指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由發(fā)揮). (跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向?qū)а?, honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆狀),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(畫個十字架,鎮(zhèn)定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思狀) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同學(xué)鼓掌,乙作安撫狀),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,繼續(xù)作深情狀)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise
來自it's really a big surprise. What an ugly woman! (Of course, I won’t let you pass.) Why do you come here?
丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance. I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview. Please give me a chance, please.
甲(?):OK, so what’s your name?
丁: my name is Gaga Su.
甲(上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s. OK?
丁:OK, that’s enough. Thank you, thank you.
I’ll just present a poem I love best. The Furthest Distance in The World.
The furthest distance in the world
世界上最遙遠的距離
Is not between life and death
不是生與死
But when I stand in front of you
而是 我就站在你面前
Yet you don't know that I love you
你卻不知道我愛你
英語小品劇本7
Actor: Tang Sun Wukong pig shaceng Bai Jingjing (demon)
Personnel coordination: sound engineer, narrator (both scheduling and directing)
Props: Music CDs, matching outfits, sticks, cell phones
(aside) say Tang Seng, master and apprentice, four people go to the west to learn scriptures. This day, the four over the black wind ridge, came to a village, where the smoke curl, it seems there are people inn. Four people are tired and tired here for a moment...... )
Tang: West Road Rosinante, flyfox, Wukong, hungry, go to some food!
Sun: Master, you are not to lose weight? The fat burning took us a lot of money can......
Tang: (impatiently) you the monkey crap, did not see the Division has skinny? This way, how many demons and ghosts eager to see the wind color as a teacher, how can let people disappointed?!
(the catwalk around the field, stop posing)
Sun: (exhibit) all right, master. I'm going to go. Eat and drink. Don't blame me for not reminding you, and cursing!
Tang: (walks) you are more and more annoying, not fast!
Sun: Yes, shifu. Eight quit, take care of Mr. Tang shaseng. I will be back soon.
(Sun Xia)
Don: (blame action) the monkey mouth how many birds?
Pig: (self acting) master, he is to see that I have passed the English class four, I am not satisfied with it, so I study hard day and night to exceed me!
(after a while)
Tang: Hey, eight quit, you see, there is not come over a beauty!
Pig: Master, really! It's beautiful!
Tang: (shame, soft voice) sin, sin...... Pig you,
Tang: (handing the handkerchief, despising the shape, changing the expression quickly), not wiping the corners of the mouth quickly...... But it's a pity that the skin is a little darker......
(pig, Sha Eran)
(woman floats)
Sand: STOP! (vibrato, questioning with dance girl) Hello, how old are you, what is your name, where you come from, where to go, you have no object, what is your basket, do you know the way a lot of monster ah, never mind I can protect you the.
White: (a lady is polite, gentle and tender). This little monk is polite. A small woman surnamed white, the name is Jingjing, Sprite, bright, and cool is also the jingjing.
(three people fascinated)
Bai: This goes to Datang to take the IQE test. Master but from Dongtu Datang to?
Pig: You are right! We are all eminent monks in Tang dynasty. I wonder if Miss is engaged in life insurance or property insurance?.
White: life insurance is also!
Tang: excitedly shaking his shoulders and shining his eyes
To tell you the truth, I contribute to this, in terms of skills...... That I can pour a helping hand......
Sun: (around the field)
Where evildoer, dare to harass. Master, Don't worry., I'm here, too!
(grabbed the pig, and pigs are clapping hands)
Which way do you come from?!
Pig: brother, it's me
Sun: SORRY. Accidentally lost contact lenses on the road, can not tell who is who.
Tang: the monkey is becoming useless. No, to borrow my glasses with him.
(sand gives glasses to Sun Daishang)
Sun: (rush forward, stop)
It's you
White: Jingjing! Is it really you?
(TITANIC music, sun white eye, moving situation pas de deux)
Pig: Oh, my God! Lovers!
Tang: (wiping tears) it's so touching. Since I saw the story of JACK and ROSE, I haven't seen such a touching scene again!
Sha: (handing towel to Tang) master, don't make people laugh, that's TITANIC.
Sandy: (to the audience, in a whisper)
The last time passing stellar cinema, he dragged us to see, he cried ah...... Alas, I master a lot of sentimental......
Pig: brother, this is........ ?
Sun: MONICA and I are college classmates......
Bai: STIVEN was a member of the sports committee at that time. I was a representative of the English class......
White: he sends me home every night
Sun: he calls me every night
Sun: we love to walk in the woods in the evening......
White: he always likes telling me ghost stories, and makes me shy
(three people are fascinated, sun Bai two people as memories)
Pig: I know, there was love song: ONLY YOU,
CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT, ONLY YOU, CAN MAKE ME...
Sun: hum, you're a big guy
Sha: since it's an acquaintance, then........ Ah, no, you are not the monkey, white lady......
Don: (shouting down fast) escorting, monster ah...... !
Sun: (in a dilemma) MONICA, escort master is now I learn, read in the old, you don't embarrass me......
White: Bian water, the water flow to the Si, Guazhou ferries head, Wu little sorrow, my thought, hate long, hate to be caused when hugh. The moon on the floor. Five hundred years, STIVEN, you really don't miss me at all?
Sun: when I moved past, I was no longer the original me. Your old ticket couldn't get on my broken ship. Why should you?......
Pig: two love long, a blessing in every morning and evening...... Miss Bai, I and you are Similarly afflicted people pity each other. ah......
Sun: SHUT UP! PIG!
Tang: Wukong, this is you, not anymore. Miss white so crazy, you have this heart of stone, understand style. Oh, my God, tragedy......
(Shaseng to towel to Tang)
Bai: STIVEN, I'm not here to catch your master this time. I just want to tell you that there is someone in the world who will miss you forever. Now that you're going to the Buddha and you're looking for progress, I'm not going to be able to stop you. Me...... I'm leaving。
(take a few steps, go back)
Wish you happiness.
(go, go back)
Remember to electrify me......
(go, go back)
(Music: leave sadness to yourself...... Four people are speechless...... )
Don: (hands) life is precious, and love even more. If for the Scriptures so both can throw! Boys! You have greatly discerning and apprehending. Amitabha......
英語小品劇本8
A Play:
Buying Medicine
By Liu Qinglin
Characters:
X ------ Xiao Fei
S ------- Shopkeeper
D- ---- Doctor Li
O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----)
Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----)
H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy
W- ---- Woman
J ------ Japanese
Scene1
( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.)
D: Good evening, everyone.
Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li.
D: Hello, let me examine you.
W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.)
D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some
medicine on you.
W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high
fever. He seems fainted.
D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.
W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.
D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest.
W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.
( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.)
X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know.
W1: But there’s no medicine left.
X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.
D: Have you got any money?
X: No.
D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.
X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.
D: But how can you get the medicine without money?
X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.
D and Ws: Be careful!
Scene2
( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.
When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman)
W: Help! Help!
H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble.
W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.
H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives)
X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman!
H: It’s none of your business! Go away.
X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down)
X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.
W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.
X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.
H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again
( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)
X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.
H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.
X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.)
Scene3
(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along)
J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.
X: Here you are!
J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)
S: Who’s it?
X: It’s me, a customer.
S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.
O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.
S: What can I do far you?
X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.
S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?
X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. ( Shows him his gun.)
S: All right! All right!
S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine
O1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are.
X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.
S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.
O1: All right. ( He closes it.)
S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!
( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.)
J3: Oh, here he is!
js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up!
H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----
J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.)
H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.
J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. (They go down.)
X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him)
D: Here comes our hero.
Ws: Congratulations.
X: Thank you, everybody.
( The end )
英語小品劇本9
人物： 劉師傅 男 48歲 的士司機 甲(紹興話)
沈蘭 女 24歲 英語老師 乙(普通話)
阿鳳 女 30歲 的士司機 丙(杭州話)
阿根 男 38歲 的士司機 丁(杭州話)
場景： 某的士司機休息處，桌椅等物，邊上一指示牌，上面一“P”字。
(開場甲在吃盒飯)
甲：(自言自語)世界上吃盒兒飯吃得最多大概就是伢的士司機了，本來杭州話有句“合兒合兒”我弄不清
爽。現(xiàn)在我曉得了，盒兒飯吃得多就變合兒了，所以伢的士司機是當(dāng)之無愧的“合兒”!
丙：(拿兩份盒飯上)劉師傅，一個人怎么會說話語的?
甲：這就叫自說自話。咦，你一個人要吃兩份飯?
丙：一份是阿根的，叫我先幫他買買好。
甲：偌對阿根倒蠻關(guān)心的，他現(xiàn)在還是一個人。下趟有格種放單吊的小姐妹放一個給他。
丙：介便當(dāng)?shù)?又不是搓麻將，邊七萬放一個給你吃吃?找對象要有緣分的。
甲：對對對，我是話有機會，幫他留心留心……
(乙背一小包，打扮時尚， 戴墨鏡上)
乙：請問二位是出租車司機吧?
丙：是，小姐你要到哪里? (站起)
甲：阿鳳，你吃飯，這腳生意我去。(站起)
丙：我先看到的……
乙：不好意思，我不是要打的。
丙：不打的尋我們作啥?
乙：我是運管局派來的，我叫沈蘭，我是來調(diào)查我們杭州的出租車司機目前所掌握的英語會話狀況的。
甲：噢，好的好的。沈小姐，不瞞你話，吃我們這碗飯，回到屋里已經(jīng)吃力殺了。
丙：哎，哪里有功夫去學(xué)英語。
乙：是啊，出租車司機是蠻辛苦的，不過簡單的英語會話學(xué)起來也蠻方便……
丁：(上)吃飯嘍……(見乙，上下打量)劉師傅，你們姨媽?
甲：不是的，我沒姨媽的。
丁：相貌倒蠻好的'，既然不是你姨媽，格是我好動動腦筋看嘍。
甲：勿要有趣!運管局派來的。
丙：阿根，沈小組是來調(diào)查我們學(xué)英語會話的情況的。
丁：噢，不好意思!沈小姐，我這個人有個毛病你別在意，我看見漂亮的姑娘兒，眼睛總不舍得移開。
乙：沒關(guān)系，你只要手不亂動就行了。
丁：(咕)這姑娘兒道兒蠻老的。(一本正經(jīng)狀)這個學(xué)英語嘛，我認為是很重要的，自從非典結(jié)束以后，我們出租車生意好起來了，旅游行業(yè)也好起來了，外國游客也多起來了，不學(xué)好英語是不行的。所以劉師傅，阿鳳，你們要好好地學(xué)習(xí)英語!我呢……就不學(xué)了!
甲：為啥?
丁：你們自己有車子，一直要開落去，我是個二八師 傅，開人家的車子，開到啥辰光又不曉得的。
丙：你這個話就不對，二八師傅車子開出去，也是我們杭州的士司機的形象。
甲：不錯，的士司機這個職業(yè)，是非常重要的窗口形象，也代表了一種城市品位。
乙：說得對，外地人、外國人一到杭州，可能第—個打交道的就是你們，再說杭州是對外開放旅游城市，不學(xué)點英語會話，碰到外國人不就又聾又啞啦?
丁：放心好嘍，外國人我碰著過的，英語我老早就會說了!
乙：真的?說什么?
丁：外國人要下車前，馬上摜一句英語過去。其實英語只要學(xué)一句就夠用了。
乙：哪一句?
丁：“麥內(nèi)”，鈔票!
甲：啊?!就會這一句?
丁：吔!為來為去就為兩張鈔票，不為鈔票吃吃力力弄啥東西?有了鈔票么好買房子、討老婆對不對，姑娘
兒，我就是因為鈔票太少，三十多歲了，還是喬片一張。
乙：喬片是什么東西? (問甲)
甲：喬片么就是一個人，光棍。
英語小品劇本10
Characters:
Angel: A chief broadcaster.
Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.
Anny’s father
Anny’s teacher
Anny’s classmates
Divide the stage into two parts.
On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.
On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.
(幕啟，舞臺左半亮，右半暗)
(The phone is ringing)
Old woman: Hello!
Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum?
Old woman: Oh, I’m granny. I’m not mum.
Anny: I’m sorry.
（電話掛斷聲，撥號聲又起）
A young woman: Hello!
Anny（怯生生地）: Hello! I want mum. Is that mum?
Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.
（電話繼續(xù)響，右半舞臺亮）
Angel: Hello!
Anny（鼓起勇氣）: I want mum. Is that mum?
Angel: Who’s that speaking?
Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.
Angel: Anny？（充滿疑惑）。（略為思索后，用母親的聲調(diào)）Where are you?
Anny（仿佛遇見母親，忍不住哭起來）: Mum,（哭聲，欲語淚先流，又猛然驚覺）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.
Angel（安慰地，擔(dān)心地）: You are a nice little girl.
Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved. Mum, don’t you miss me?
Angel（慈愛地）: Of course, I do. I do miss you?
Anny: Really?
Angel: Yes. I miss you so much.
Anny: Mummy!
Angel: En…
Anny: Mummy!
Angel: Yes?
Anny（笑若銀鈴）
(Angel 慈愛地笑，心略有所安)
Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.
Angel（關(guān)切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you?
Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now. I felt pain, but I didn’t cry. Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl. Then you won’t come back. Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.
Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not… Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推門入，見Anny在打電話，連忙奪過）
Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.
（對著電話）Sorry, I’m really sorry. The child has disturbed you.
Angel: Never mind. I’m a mother, too. I understand her. May I know the truth?
Dad: Eh…, her mum isn’t here. So she called and called.
Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced?
Dad: No, no. I hope she would come back. But…
Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.
Dad（回頭看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.
Angel:All right.
(燈暗景換)
On the left: Anny’s sitting room.
On the right: Anny’s classroom.
（左右同時演繹）
Left:
Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago. She told me to hide the truth. This is the letter for Anny.
Right:
Teacher: Children, in this class. Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.
(Angel, Anny同時，時空錯接，音樂起)
Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!
Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!
Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.
Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.
Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.
Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.
Angel: Baby, we have a date. When you are 14, you can find me.
Anny: Mummy, we have a date. Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.
Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long. I wonder if you have the courage to go on.
Anny: Mummy, don’t worry. I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.
Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.
Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long. I read it every night, again and again.
Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.
Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth. Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.
Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday. Is there anyone to love you all his life?
Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up. I believe there is a call to the paradise. I will love Dad. I will love myself. I can fly with my own wings one day.
Angel: Anny, my dear.
Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way. There are no tears in paradise.
(燈亮，謝幕)
英語小品劇本11
Characters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)
Preparation:學(xué)校布景,做糖果用桌及相關(guān)材料，小販家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)
First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (邊說邊做) Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (滿不在意的情) Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……
Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販)
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)
M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea! (全部下場)
英語小品劇本12
（One day, the class is over ,student A and B walk together.）
A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do.
B: I have no idea no. How about you?
A:I intend to go to the Baotu Spring ,It’s said that it is a good interest of place.
B: En ,yes ,it is the first spring of the world.
A: Why not go with me? I believe you will be satisfied with it.
B: About it let me think.
(Student A and B come across C.)
C: Hi!What do you discuss?
A: Hi!We are talking about the plan of the Labor Day.
C: Where do you plan to go?
A: Baoto Spring.Visit together?
C: Oh! No! I have been there in the Tomb Sweeping Day.
B: Really?How about the sight of it?
C: Very great! There are so many birds and trees. When I go there I was attracted by the beauty of the scenery deeply.
B: Really?
C: Yes.The surroundings is so good,beyond description.There are some photoes in my moblephone,have a look.
B:How great!Is this Baotu Spring?
C:Oh,no!It is Baizheng Spring.In fact,there are many other springs,such as Mapao Spring,Dukang Spring whose funtain(泉水) is so clear and sweet.
A:It sounds great!Are there some fishes in these springs?You know I like fish very much.
C: Oh.There are many kinds of fishes with different colors, red, black, even colorful .I am sure you will be lost in the beautiful scenery.
B:En,it is a great meal to eyes.My desire to visit there become stronger and stronger.
C:It is only a part of the Baotu Spring.
A:It is said that there are many historical relics,such as Memorical Hall of Li Qingzhao.
C:Oh,yes!Except it,Jinan Massacre(慘案) Memorical Hall is also worth visiting.The Massacre is our stigma(恥辱),which happened on May Third.
A: It is of great significance to pay a visit on Labor Day.
B: Wonderful! I decide to visit there.
A:Ok！
C:May you have a good time!
A:Thank you!What about you ?
C:En,I want to climb Mount Tai.
A:Mount Tai?Unattainable feeling!
B:It is so famous for its majesty(雄偉).
A:When you go there?I mean when you climb the Mount Tai,Evening?
C:Of course.I intend to watch the sunrise.The view from the top of the hill was superb(美麗極了).
B:A good pursuit!I hear that the top of the Mount Tai is very cold,you’d better wear enough clothes.
A: en, health and strength is above all gold.
C: Oh, yes! Thanks for your advice.Now I have to search some information about how to get to Mount Tai. See you later!
A:Take care of yourself!
B:See you!
D: Hi, what are you doing? Is it Student C?
B: Oh, he is busy preparing to go on holiday.
D: Holiday?
A: En, yes, Labor Day, we intend to go to Baotu Spring. What’s your plan?
D: Oh, I don’t have an idea. Now I’m not sure if I have a free time.
B: Why? What happened?
D: you know, I have applied for the National Sports Volunteer, the train may be started recently.
B: That is a pity!
D: Yeah, I’ve always wanted to climb Mount Tai. As a Shandong person, it is very pity not to climb Mount Tai.
A: Never mind. It’s also meaningful to train as a volunteer.
D: Of course, on the other hand, my dream can also come true on Summer Day, in a word; I believe I can reach the top of Mount Tai some day.
B: May you make it!
A: Where there is a will there’s a way.
D: Thanks, have a wonderful time, see you later.
A: See you!
英語小品劇本13
《Be a Good Lover》-6人英語小品劇本大全系列
Be a Good Lover
又是關(guān)于愛情的。愛情是一個永恒的話題，不分國界、年齡（？）、、、你是不是一個good lover？
人物
Vicky
Benson
Greta
Andy
Marcell & Ken
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Scene I
(One day, Andy and Benson went to a meeting. In the meeting, they met a pretty girl — Marcell. And then, Andy fell in love with Marcell.)
Andy: Benson, I think that I am falling in love with Marcell.
Benson: Oh, My God. You have already had a girlfriend, Greta. How can you have another girlfriend?
Andy: What should I do?
Benson: I don’t know… Andy, may I ask you a question?
Andy: Sure!
Benson: Do you love Marcell more than Greta?
Andy: I am not sure.
Benson: Oh, no. I think that you love Marcell more than Greta.
Andy: Maybe. Benson, could you do me a favor?
Benson: What?
Andy: Please keep it as a secret, and don’t tell Greta and Vicky about it.
Benson: Well…all right. But you won’t be able to hide it forever.
Andy: I know.
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Scene II
(After few days, Benson could not tolerate what Andy did anymore. Finally, Benson decided that he should tell Vicky about it.)
Benson: Vicky…
Vicky: What?
Benson: I want to tell you something.
Vicky: OK, I am all ears.
Benson: Andy is falling in love with Marcell.
Vicky: Oh, my god… I cannot believe it.
Benson: But I think that Andy can choose his lover. Maybe he doesn’t love Greta anymore.
Vicky: I disagree with you.
Benson: Why?
Vicky: Andy should treat Greta with faithfulness.
Benson: I don’t think so. He has the right to choose whom he likes most.
Vicky: So what can Greta do?
Benson: She can have another boyfriend.
Vicky: Are you sure? She loves Andy so much. I don’t think she would love someone else.
Benson: Let’s see what will happen.
Vicky: All right, I don’t want to argue about it anymore. I want to go home.
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英語小品劇本14
第一部分
報幕員臺詞：
w: good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
both: 大家晚上好。
w: with the opening up of sanya and the development of its tourism industry, english, as an international language, is becoming more and more important.
m: 隨著三亞的對外開放，三亞旅游業(yè)的迅速發(fā)展，英語，作為國際語言，在三亞變得越來越重要。
w: the government of the sanya city calls on the whole city to learn english.
m: 三亞市委、市政府號召全市人民興起了學(xué)習(xí)英語的新高潮。
w: now, you can see everyone, men and women, young and old, learning english everywhere.
m: 如今，在三亞，您隨處可見男男女女、老老少少都在學(xué)英語。
w: the granny in this skit is one example. how hard she tries to learn english!
m: 在這個小品中，您將看到老奶奶是多么努力地學(xué)英語。
both: lets enjoy the performance, “modern granny learns english”.
第二部分
劇本臺詞：
（時間：星期六早晨 地點：新風(fēng)路，一居民家）
fang: （出場） my name is fang fang. i am a student of sanya no.1 middle school.
granny: 芳芳，芳芳。
fang: oh, my granny is calling me. do you know my granny? everyone in our neighborhood calls her "modern granny". she is learning english. she wants to learn english well. she wants to show foreigners the beautiful scenery of our city and tell them the interesting stories about the li people.
granny: （奶奶上。練讀旅游英語300句 ） how do you do(好賭有賭) ? how do you do(好賭有賭)? nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. me， too. i cant speak chinese（愛砍他死屁踩你死）. can（砍） you（油）speak english(英國歷史)? yes, a little（啊里頭）. what can i do for you（我砍愛讀佛油）? 這不，中國 加入了wto，2008年又要舉辦奧運會，人人都在學(xué)英語，我也要學(xué)english….. 芳芳，芳芳！
fang: 來了，奶奶。
granny: 我的乖孫女， 你再聽奶奶讀一遍，看看還有什么地方讀得不好。（讀旅游 英語300句）how do you do (好賭有賭)? how do you do（好賭有賭）? nice to meet you（奶死吐米油）. me，too. i cant speak chinese.（愛砍他死屁踩你死）. can you speak english(砍油死屁英國歷史)? yes（爺死）, a little（啊里頭）.what can i do for you（我砍愛讀佛油）? （她邊讀邊搖頭晃腦，很自豪的樣子）
fang: 奶奶，什么“好賭有賭”，是“how do you do? ”。不是“英國歷史”，是"english"。 是" chinese"，不是“踩你死”。跟我讀。how do you do?(奶奶跟讀) 不行，how do you do?（奶奶跟讀） 好，再讀 一 遍，（奶奶讀）好,很 好.i cant speak chinese. can you speak english?（奶奶跟讀）再來，i cant speak chinese.(奶奶跟讀) 好的，再來。（奶奶讀）can you speak english?(奶奶跟讀) 好，再練一下。
granny: （練讀兩遍）好了，好了，不錯了。（突然看見外賓路過）太好了！ 來了個老外！（站起，上前）hello, (學(xué)外國人動作，伸開雙手 ) how do you do? what can i do for you?
foreigner: how do you do? i want to go to the bank. where is the nearest one?
granny : （急忙翻書）芳芳，他說的'話在第幾頁？
fang: 這本書上沒有這句話。他想去銀行。bank----銀行。（奶奶練習(xí) bank ）(芳芳對外賓) hello, welcome to sanya. you are going to the bank, arent you? go along this street, when you reach the traffic lights, turn left. there is a bank about one hundred metres ahead, on the left, just opposite the bus station.
foreigner: thank you very much. your english is very good.
fang: thank you.
granny: hello, i 帶 you go.
fang: excuse me, shall my granny take you there?
foreigner: (對奶奶) thank you. its very kind of you.
granny: (搖搖頭) no thank you. no thank you. (外賓顯出不大理解的樣子) how do you do?
foreigner: how do you do?
granny: nice to meet you.
foreigner: me too.
granny: 你們瞧，我會跟老外對話了。(看書 ) i cant speak chinese. can you speak english?
foreigner: (疑惑不解) why, yes, of course.
granny: no. no. 錯了，you錯了，看，在這呢。（指書上） “yes, a little. what can i do for you?”（外賓明白了怎么回事，笑）
foreigner: its funny.
(來到銀行) （解放路，汽車站對面）
granny: bank. bank 到了。
teller: good morning. welcome to our bank. can i help you?
foreigner: good morning. can i change foreign money in your bank?
teller: yes, you can. but what money would you like to change, please?
foreigner: some u s d notes.
teller: how much, please?
foreigner: two hundred dollars in all.
teller: please show me your passport and fill out this exchange memo in duplicate.
foreigner: (填好 換水單) there, ive got them finished. and here is my passport.
granny: (指護照問) whats this?
foreigner: my passport.
granny: 買怕死婆（my passport）. 買怕死婆 （my passport）.
teller: yes, everything is all right. well, by the way, how would you like the money, mr smith?
foreigner: i dont mind. any kinds of denominations are ok.
teller: here you are, mr. smith. your money comes to rmb￥1，654.
foreigner: thank you very much.
teller: my pleasure.
foreigner：your service is good and your english is excellent.
teller: i am very happy to hear you say so. goodbye. and enjoy your stay in sanya.
foreigner: goodbye.
granny: goodbye（骨德拜）.
（走出銀行）
f: i want to go to some scenic spots.
g: 什么“搏”？
f: scenic spots.(拿出詞典指奶奶看 ) scenic spots.
g: 哦，是風(fēng)景點。（想 了想）我?guī)鉭o luhuitou .
f: luhuitou?
g: yes. (指著300句鹿雕像的封面) luhuitou。
f: oh, its a deer.
g: 對，對 yes, yes, deer(爹),deer(爹)。（亮相）deer(爹)回頭.
f: 爹回頭？
（奶奶，外賓左下，黎族姑娘右上，奶奶，外賓左上）
f: oh, a deer.
g: 我們到了。
lg: hello, welcome to luhuitou park.
f: hello.
g: 姑娘，你給咱老外朋友講一講鹿回頭的故事，好不好？
lg: 好的。（對外賓）have you ever heard the story of "luhuitou"?
f: a story? no.
lg: this story is about a young man and a deer long long ago.
f: a young man and a deer.（指塑像） do you mean the man and the deer here?
lg: yes. he was a hunter .
f: a hunter?
lg: yes. one day, the young man went hunting and found the deer.
f: oh, i see.
lg: when the deer saw him, it ran away. the young man ran after the deer until they reached the edge of the cliff. suddenly, the deer turned its head and became a girl.
f: the deer turned into a girl? really?
lg: yes.
f: (指塑像) i think this must be the girl.
lg: right. do you know about the li people?
f: li people? yes.
lg: later, the young man and the fairy girl fell in love with each other and they got married. they were the ancestors of the li people.
f: this is really a beautiful story. and that is why sanya is also called the "deer city", isnt it?
lg: yes, you are right.
f: thank you for your wonderful story. are there any other scenic spots in sanya?
lg: yes, there are many others. i suggest you go to dadonghai, yalong bay and tianyahaijiao.
f: tianyahaijiao? what does it mean?
（黎族小伙子上）
lb: welcome to tianyahaijiao.
（眾轉(zhuǎn)身）
f: what does it mean by "tianyahaijiao"?
lb: it means "the end of the earth.
g: （對lg）sea 是什么？
lg: 是大海。(奶奶練讀)
f: tianyahaijiao is one of the famous scenic spots in china, isnt it?
g:(對觀眾) 我知道，china 是中國。
lb: yes . a lot of people from home and abroad have visited "tianyahaijiao" and they say "tianyahaijiao" has impressed them..
f: yes. its a nice place.
lb: there are poems and songs written about "tianyahaijiao".(播放歌曲) listen, this is one of the songs. its name is "please come to "tianyahaijiao".
f: it sounds sweet. i enjoy it.
g: 孩子們，我今天學(xué)了一些english, 你們聽一聽，幫一幫奶奶好不好？“銀行”是"bank", "怕死婆" 是什么來了？
lg: passport 是護照。
g: 哦，" 怕死婆" 就是“護照”。還有“爹”是“鹿”，“sea”是“大海”。我聽你們說那個“beautiful(比特夫)是什么？
lg: 不是比特夫，是beautiful。
g: 哦，是beautiful.(練習(xí))
f: ladies and gentlemen, sanya city is a beautiful city. i am glad to see everyone speak english here in sanya. this granny is also learning english. it is very convenient for us to come for holidays and do business in sanya. when i go back to the states, i will tell my friends to come to sanya.
all: please come to sanya. welcome to sanya.
（over）
英語小品劇本15
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
翻譯：
A(衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞記者
B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，請給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然后便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）
A：先生，先生（A看見后，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）
A：可先生您聽我說（仍拉著B衣服的后擺）
B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終于隱忍不住爆發(fā)了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經(jīng)過的F看見了。于是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現(xiàn)象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什么不告訴他，他的`錢包丟了？
A：對不起，我不知道“錢包”這個單詞怎么講
F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢
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