英語小品劇本

英語小品劇本15篇【熱門】

英語小品劇本1

　　Characters:

　　Angel: A chief broadcaster.

　　Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.

　　Anny’s father

　　Anny’s teacher

　　Anny’s classmates

　　Divide the stage into two parts.

　　On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.

　　On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.

　　(幕啟，舞臺左半亮，右半暗)

　　(The phone is ringing)

　　Old woman: Hello!

　　Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum?

　　Old woman: Oh, I’m granny. I’m not mum.

　　Anny: I’m sorry.

　　（電話掛斷聲，撥號聲又起）

　　A young woman: Hello!

　　Anny（怯生生地）: Hello! I want mum. Is that mum?

　　Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.

　　（電話繼續響，右半舞臺亮）

　　Angel: Hello!

　　Anny（鼓起勇氣）: I want mum. Is that mum?

　　Angel: Who’s that speaking?

　　Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.

　　Angel: Anny？（充滿疑惑）。（略為思索后，用母親的聲調）Where are you?

　　Anny（仿佛遇見母親，忍不住哭起來）: Mum,（哭聲，欲語淚先流，又猛然驚覺）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.

　　Angel（安慰地，擔心地）: You are a nice little girl.

　　Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved. Mum, don’t you miss me?

　　Angel（慈愛地）: Of course, I do. I do miss you?

　　Anny: Really?

　　Angel: Yes. I miss you so much.

　　Anny: Mummy!

　　Angel: En…

　　Anny: Mummy!

　　Angel: Yes?

　　Anny（笑若銀鈴）

　　(Angel 慈愛地笑，心略有所安)

　　Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.

　　Angel（關切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you?

　　Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now. I felt pain, but I didn’t cry. Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl. Then you won’t come back. Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.

　　Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not… Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推門入，見Anny在打電話，連忙奪過）

　　Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.

　　（對著電話）Sorry, I’m really sorry. The child has disturbed you.

　　Angel: Never mind. I’m a mother, too. I understand her. May I know the truth?

　　Dad: Eh…, her mum isn’t here. So she called and called.

　　Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced?

　　Dad: No, no. I hope she would come back. But…

　　Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.

　　Dad（回頭看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.

　　Angel:All right.

　　(燈暗景換)

　　On the left: Anny’s sitting room.

　　On the right: Anny’s classroom.

　　（左右同時演繹）

　　Left:

　　Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago. She told me to hide the truth. This is the letter for Anny.

　　Right:

　　Teacher: Children, in this class. Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.

　　(Angel, Anny同時，時空錯接，音樂起)

　　Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!

　　Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!

　　Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.

　　Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.

　　Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.

　　Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.

　　Angel: Baby, we have a date. When you are 14, you can find me.

　　Anny: Mummy, we have a date. Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.

　　Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long. I wonder if you have the courage to go on.

　　Anny: Mummy, don’t worry. I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.

　　Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.

　　Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long. I read it every night, again and again.

　　Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.

　　Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth. Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.

　　Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday. Is there anyone to love you all his life?

　　Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up. I believe there is a call to the paradise. I will love Dad. I will love myself. I can fly with my own wings one day.

　　Angel: Anny, my dear.

　　Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way. There are no tears in paradise.

　　(燈亮，謝幕)

英語小品劇本2

　　（One day, the class is over ,student A and B walk together.）

　　A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do.

　　B: I have no idea no. How about you?

　　A:I intend to go to the Baotu Spring ,It’s said that it is a good interest of place.

　　B: En ,yes ,it is the first spring of the world.

　　A: Why not go with me? I believe you will be satisfied with it.

　　B: About it let me think.

　　(Student A and B come across C.)

　　C: Hi!What do you discuss?

　　A: Hi!We are talking about the plan of the Labor Day.

　　C: Where do you plan to go?

　　A: Baoto Spring.Visit together?

　　C: Oh! No! I have been there in the Tomb Sweeping Day.

　　B: Really?How about the sight of it?

　　C: Very great! There are so many birds and trees. When I go there I was attracted by the beauty of the scenery deeply.

　　B: Really?

　　C: Yes.The surroundings is so good,beyond description.There are some photoes in my moblephone,have a look.

　　B:How great!Is this Baotu Spring?

　　C:Oh,no!It is Baizheng Spring.In fact,there are many other springs,such as Mapao Spring,Dukang Spring whose funtain(泉水) is so clear and sweet.

　　A:It sounds great!Are there some fishes in these springs?You know I like fish very much.

　　C: Oh.There are many kinds of fishes with different colors, red, black, even colorful .I am sure you will be lost in the beautiful scenery.

　　B:En,it is a great meal to eyes.My desire to visit there become stronger and stronger.

　　C:It is only a part of the Baotu Spring.

　　A:It is said that there are many historical relics,such as Memorical Hall of Li Qingzhao.

　　C:Oh,yes!Except it,Jinan Massacre(慘案) Memorical Hall is also worth visiting.The Massacre is our stigma(恥辱),which happened on May Third.

　　A: It is of great significance to pay a visit on Labor Day.

　　B: Wonderful! I decide to visit there.

　　A:Ok！

　　C:May you have a good time!

　　A:Thank you!What about you ?

　　C:En,I want to climb Mount Tai.

　　A:Mount Tai?Unattainable feeling!

　　B:It is so famous for its majesty(雄偉).

　　A:When you go there?I mean when you climb the Mount Tai,Evening?

　　C:Of course.I intend to watch the sunrise.The view from the top of the hill was superb(美麗極了).

　　B:A good pursuit!I hear that the top of the Mount Tai is very cold,you’d better wear enough clothes.

　　A: en, health and strength is above all gold.

　　C: Oh, yes! Thanks for your advice.Now I have to search some information about how to get to Mount Tai. See you later!

　　A:Take care of yourself!

　　B:See you!

　　D: Hi, what are you doing? Is it Student C?

　　B: Oh, he is busy preparing to go on holiday.

　　D: Holiday?

　　A: En, yes, Labor Day, we intend to go to Baotu Spring. What’s your plan?

　　D: Oh, I don’t have an idea. Now I’m not sure if I have a free time.

　　B: Why? What happened?

　　D: you know, I have applied for the National Sports Volunteer, the train may be started recently.

　　B: That is a pity!

　　D: Yeah, I’ve always wanted to climb Mount Tai. As a Shandong person, it is very pity not to climb Mount Tai.

　　A: Never mind. It’s also meaningful to train as a volunteer.

　　D: Of course, on the other hand, my dream can also come true on Summer Day, in a word; I believe I can reach the top of Mount Tai some day.

　　B: May you make it!

　　A: Where there is a will there’s a way.

　　D: Thanks, have a wonderful time, see you later.

　　A: See you!

英語小品劇本3

　　Cast

　　Father: Ian

　　Mother: Ellen

　　Younger brother: Victor

　　Older brother: David

　　Friend: Jeff

　　Clerk: weaber

　　Narrator: Weaber

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　　Summary

　　This is a story about lottery. One day, Ian and Ellen are watching TV in the living room. David is sleeping in his room.

　　SceneⅠ: In the living room

　　Ian: The news is very boring.

　　Ellen: Huh, only about political issues very boring.

　　Ian: Yeah! It makes me annoyed.

　　Ellen: Well! How’s your business this month?

　　Ian: Not bad! Perhaps I can get promotion next month.

　　(Narrator: At that time, someone presses the buzzer of doorbell ring.)

　　Ellen: Dear, go to open the door.

　　Ian: Son, why do you come home so late? Do you know what time it is?

　　Victor: Oh! I’m sorry. I ate the dinner with my classmate.

　　Ellen: Don’t blame him.

　　Victor: Yeah! Mom~ I love you so much~

　　Ian: Ok! I always find faults with you.

　　Ellen: Wait! Your room is too dirty. Arrange your room today.

　　Victor: I want to arrange my room tomorrow.

　　Ian: Do whatever your Mom said.

　　Victor: I feel tired today. Mom ~ could I arrange my room tomorrow?

　　Ellen: No way! If you don’t arrange your room, you can’t get your allowance.

　　Victor: Oh! I’ll go to arrange my room soon.

　　Ellen: You are my good boy.

　　In the Victor’s room

　　(Narrator: Victor goes to his room reluctantly and arranges his room. Soon, when he arranges the books, he finds a notepaper. He looks at it and finds that it is a lottery. He takes the news paper to check lottery number……)

　　Victor: Wow! It is the first prize. Huh…, huh… I have to cash the lottery ticket.

　　Victor: But, now it is too late. I will cash it tomorrow.

　　Oh! I am a rich man!.

　　Ian: Have you arranged your room? If you finished it, go to take a bath.

　　Victor: Ok… I will go to take a bath right now.

　　In the living room

　　(Narrator: Victor puts the lottery ticket into the book and puts down the book on his desk. He leaves his room. And he goes to library. The door bell is ringing… David opens the door.)

　　Jeff: Hi~ is Victor at home?

　　David: He is not here. He went to the library.

　　Jeff: Oh! No. I want to borrow a book from him. (He is very anxious)

　　David: That’s OK! I can find the book for you. Please sit down.

　　Jeff: Thank you! I want to borrow a book that has an orange cover.

　　David: Ok! Wait a minute. I’ll go to Victor’s room and find it.

　　In the Victor’s room

　　(Narrator: After David entered Victor’s room, he finds the book on the desk. He is afraid that there is something in the book. So when he opens the book, he finds the special notepaper.)

　　David: What is it?

　　David: Wow! It is a lottery ticket. (He takes the newspaper to check the lottery number. He feels very surprised)

　　David: Wow… wow… it is the first prize. Huh… He wants to keep the money all to himself. I’ll hide it and make him nervous. (Then David puts the lottery into his pocket and goes out the room.)

英語小品劇本4

　　《Be a Good Lover》-6人英語小品劇本大全系列

　　Be a Good Lover

　　又是關于愛情的。愛情是一個永恒的話題，不分國界、年齡（？）、、、你是不是一個good lover？

　　人物

　　Vicky

　　Benson

　　Greta

　　Andy

　　Marcell & Ken

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　　Scene I

　　(One day, Andy and Benson went to a meeting. In the meeting, they met a pretty girl — Marcell. And then, Andy fell in love with Marcell.)

　　Andy: Benson, I think that I am falling in love with Marcell.

　　Benson: Oh, My God. You have already had a girlfriend, Greta. How can you have another girlfriend?

　　Andy: What should I do?

　　Benson: I don’t know… Andy, may I ask you a question?

　　Andy: Sure!

　　Benson: Do you love Marcell more than Greta?

　　Andy: I am not sure.

　　Benson: Oh, no. I think that you love Marcell more than Greta.

　　Andy: Maybe. Benson, could you do me a favor?

　　Benson: What?

　　Andy: Please keep it as a secret, and don’t tell Greta and Vicky about it.

　　Benson: Well…all right. But you won’t be able to hide it forever.

　　Andy: I know.

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　　Scene II

　　(After few days, Benson could not tolerate what Andy did anymore. Finally, Benson decided that he should tell Vicky about it.)

　　Benson: Vicky…

　　Vicky: What?

　　Benson: I want to tell you something.

　　Vicky: OK, I am all ears.

　　Benson: Andy is falling in love with Marcell.

　　Vicky: Oh, my god… I cannot believe it.

　　Benson: But I think that Andy can choose his lover. Maybe he doesn’t love Greta anymore.

　　Vicky: I disagree with you.

　　Benson: Why?

　　Vicky: Andy should treat Greta with faithfulness.

　　Benson: I don’t think so. He has the right to choose whom he likes most.

　　Vicky: So what can Greta do?

　　Benson: She can have another boyfriend.

　　Vicky: Are you sure? She loves Andy so much. I don’t think she would love someone else.

　　Benson: Let’s see what will happen.

　　Vicky: All right, I don’t want to argue about it anymore. I want to go home.

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英語小品劇本5

　　甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie《Avatar》? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called 《 Avatar 2 》, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.

　　乙:(風情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打個響指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由發揮). (跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向導演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?

　　甲:(作目瞪口呆狀),

　　乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?

　　甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.

　　乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)

　　丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(畫個十字架,鎮定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.

　　甲:(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

　　丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思狀) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同學鼓掌,乙作安撫狀),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....

　　甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

　　丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

　　near, far, wherever you are

　　i believe that the heart does go on

　　once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,繼續作深情狀)

　　and you're here in my heart,

　　and my heart will go on and on.

　　甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.

　　Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise

　來自it's really a big surprise. What an ugly woman! (Of course, I won’t let you pass.) Why do you come here?

　　丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance. I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview. Please give me a chance, please.

　　甲(?):OK, so what’s your name?

　　丁: my name is Gaga Su.

　　甲(上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s. OK?

　　丁:OK, that’s enough. Thank you, thank you.

　　I’ll just present a poem I love best. The Furthest Distance in The World.

　　The furthest distance in the world

　　世界上最遙遠的距離

　　Is not between life and death

　　不是生與死

　　But when I stand in front of you

　　而是 我就站在你面前

　　Yet you don't know that I love you

　　你卻不知道我愛你

英語小品劇本6

　　人物： 劉師傅 男 48歲 的士司機 甲(紹興話)

　　沈蘭 女 24歲 英語老師 乙(普通話)

　　阿鳳 女 30歲 的士司機 丙(杭州話)

　　阿根 男 38歲 的士司機 丁(杭州話)

　　場景： 某的士司機休息處，桌椅等物，邊上一指示牌，上面一“P”字。

　　(開場甲在吃盒飯)

　　甲：(自言自語)世界上吃盒兒飯吃得最多大概就是伢的士司機了，本來杭州話有句“合兒合兒”我弄不清

　　爽。現在我曉得了，盒兒飯吃得多就變合兒了，所以伢的士司機是當之無愧的“合兒”!

　　丙：(拿兩份盒飯上)劉師傅，一個人怎么會說話語的?

　　甲：這就叫自說自話。咦，你一個人要吃兩份飯?

　　丙：一份是阿根的，叫我先幫他買買好。

　　甲：偌對阿根倒蠻關心的，他現在還是一個人。下趟有格種放單吊的小姐妹放一個給他。

　　丙：介便當的?又不是搓麻將，邊七萬放一個給你吃吃?找對象要有緣分的。

　　甲：對對對，我是話有機會，幫他留心留心……

　　(乙背一小包，打扮時尚， 戴墨鏡上)

　　乙：請問二位是出租車司機吧?

　　丙：是，小姐你要到哪里? (站起)

　　甲：阿鳳，你吃飯，這腳生意我去。(站起)

　　丙：我先看到的……

　　乙：不好意思，我不是要打的。

　　丙：不打的尋我們作啥?

　　乙：我是運管局派來的，我叫沈蘭，我是來調查我們杭州的出租車司機目前所掌握的英語會話狀況的。

　　甲：噢，好的好的'。沈小姐，不瞞你話，吃我們這碗飯，回到屋里已經吃力殺了。

　　丙：哎，哪里有功夫去學英語。

　　乙：是啊，出租車司機是蠻辛苦的，不過簡單的英語會話學起來也蠻方便……

　　丁：(上)吃飯嘍……(見乙，上下打量)劉師傅，你們姨媽?

　　甲：不是的，我沒姨媽的。

　　丁：相貌倒蠻好的，既然不是你姨媽，格是我好動動腦筋看嘍。

　　甲：勿要有趣!運管局派來的。

　　丙：阿根，沈小組是來調查我們學英語會話的情況的。

　　丁：噢，不好意思!沈小姐，我這個人有個毛病你別在意，我看見漂亮的姑娘兒，眼睛總不舍得移開。

　　乙：沒關系，你只要手不亂動就行了。

　　丁：(咕)這姑娘兒道兒蠻老的。(一本正經狀)這個學英語嘛，我認為是很重要的，自從非典結束以后，我們出租車生意好起來了，旅游行業也好起來了，外國游客也多起來了，不學好英語是不行的。所以劉師傅，阿鳳，你們要好好地學習英語!我呢……就不學了!

　　甲：為啥?

　　丁：你們自己有車子，一直要開落去，我是個二八師 傅，開人家的車子，開到啥辰光又不曉得的。

　　丙：你這個話就不對，二八師傅車子開出去，也是我們杭州的士司機的形象。

　　甲：不錯，的士司機這個職業，是非常重要的窗口形象，也代表了一種城市品位。

　　乙：說得對，外地人、外國人一到杭州，可能第—個打交道的就是你們，再說杭州是對外開放旅游城市，不學點英語會話，碰到外國人不就又聾又啞啦?

　　丁：放心好嘍，外國人我碰著過的，英語我老早就會說了!

　　乙：真的?說什么?

　　丁：外國人要下車前，馬上摜一句英語過去。其實英語只要學一句就夠用了。

　　乙：哪一句?

　　丁：“麥內”，鈔票!

　　甲：啊?!就會這一句?

　　丁：吔!為來為去就為兩張鈔票，不為鈔票吃吃力力弄啥東西?有了鈔票么好買房子、討老婆對不對，姑娘

　　兒，我就是因為鈔票太少，三十多歲了，還是喬片一張。

　　乙：喬片是什么東西? (問甲)

　　甲：喬片么就是一個人，光棍。

英語小品劇本7

　　It’s spring. May is playing in the garden. She wants to plant some fish in it.

　　（這是春天。瑪麗正在花園里玩。她想在里面種上一些花。）

　　G: (She puts fish in the soil.) Seed, seed , come on! （她把種子撒在泥土里）種子，種子，快長出來！

　　F: I’m cold. I need sunshines. 我很冷，我需要陽光。

　　G: OK.(Run to the sun.) 好啊。（跑向陽光）

　　G: Grandpa Sun… Can you give my seed some sunshines? 太陽爺爺，把一些陽光給我的種子好嗎？

　　S: No problem. (The sun shines.) 沒問題。（太陽開始照耀。）

　　F: How warm! But I can not grow! I can not grow! 好暖啊！我可以長大了！我可以長大了！（它開始發芽。）

　　G: Thank you. Grandpa Sun. 謝謝您，太陽爺爺。

　　Sprout,sprout, can you grow now? 發芽，發芽。你現在可以長大了嗎？

　　F: Oh, I’m thirsty now. I want some water. 我很渴，我想要喝水。

　　G: Water? Oh, sorry , there is no water now. What should I do? 水？沒有水哦。我該怎么辦呢？

　　W:(Grandma wind hears that and she says to May) Little girl , Don’t worry. Maybe the

　　cloud can help you .（風奶奶聽到了，然后她對瑪麗說）小姑娘，不要擔心，可能云能夠幫助你。

　　G: Thank you .( she runs to the cloud .) 謝謝您！（她又跑到云那里。）

　　G: Aunt cloud , My fish is thirsty, Can you help me? 云嬸嬸，我的魚兒很渴，你能幫幫我嗎？

　　C: Yes, little girl. Please wait. 好的.，小姑娘，請等等。(the cloud finds her sisters.)

　　（云見到了她的姐姐）。

　　C: Sisters, let’s help the girl. 姐姐，幫幫這姑娘。

　　Clouds: great. But you should let the fish to the sea. 好啊，先把魚放回到大海里吧。

英語小品劇本8

　　Characters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)

　　Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景

　　Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

　　N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!

　　S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

　　Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)

　　First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (邊說邊做) Now press, press……

　　Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (滿不在意的情) Press, press……

　　Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……

　　Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）

　　Wow, everything is ready!

　　糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…

　　S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……

　　C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下場)

　　Scene2（At the school gate）

　　N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販)

　　(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

　　M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

　　A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

　　M: Let’s ask him.

　　A: OK!

　　C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）

　　M&A: Why?

　　C: I’m dirty！

　　M: No, you look nice!

　　C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在后面)

　　S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）

　　M&A: How much are they?

　　S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）

　　M&A: Money?(對視)

　　M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之極）

　　A: Me too.

　　S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)

　　M: What can we do now?

　　A: Let’s ask dad for money.

　　M: But how to ask?

　　A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）

　　M: Good idea! (全部下場)

英語小品劇本9

　　The Adapt of The Rabbit And The Turtle

　　(第一幕)

　　Rabbit: I’m Rabbit. I have two long ears. I can jump on the

　　grass. I like carrots.

　　Turtle: I’m Turtle. I have four short legs. I can climb.

　　Rabbit: Hi, Mr. Turtle. How are you?

　　Turtle: Fine, thanks. And you?

　　Rabbit: I’m fine, thanks. Let’s play football.

　　Turtle: Ok!

　　(第二幕)

　　Monkey: Hi! What are you doing?

　　Turtle: We are playing football.

　　Monkey: Listen, I have an idea.

　　Rabbit: What?

　　Monkey: You can have a race.

　　Turtle: Great!

　　Monkey: Look! There is a tall tree over there.

　　Who can get there first?

　　Rabbit: OK!

　　Monkey: Ready? Go!

　　Bird: I’m Bird. I can fly in the sky. Oh! My wing!

　　I hurt my wing.

　　I can’t fly. Help! Help!

　　Rabbit: What’s wrong with you?

　　Bird: Mr. Rabbit. I hurt my wing. I can’t fly.

　　Rabbit: Let me help you. Let’s go home toghter.

　　Bird: All right. Thank you very much.

　　Rabbit: My pleaure.

　　Monkey: Hi! Mr. Turtle. You’re No. 1.

　　Turtle: Great! Er… but where’s Rabbit?

　　His legs are long. He can run faster than me.

　　Monkey: Where’s Rabbit?

　　Rabbit: I’m here. I’m here.

　　Turtle: What’s the matter?

　　Bird: Hi, everyone. Rabbit is nice. He helped me….

　　Monkey: Oh! You’re so nice.

　　Turtle: You’re nice,Mr. Rabbit. You should be No.1.

　　Rabbit: Thank you!

英語小品劇本10

　　One sunny Sunday morning， Little Duck went to visit his grandma。 On his way， he met Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat， who were both in trouble。 Little Duck was very kind， and he helped them。 So everybody had a good day。

　　劇中角色：Little Duck， Mr。 Cat， Mr。 Goat

　　（星期天，小鴨子在睡覺。電話鈴響了。）

　　Little Duck： Hello， this is Little Duck speaking。 Who’s that？ Oh， dear Grandma。 Yes， I’m fine。 I miss you very much。 I’ll come to visit you this morning。 Good bye。

　　Little Duck：： Wow！ What a sunny day！ I’m going to visit my grandma。

　　（貓先生正在河邊捉魚。但是他總是抓不到。）

　　Little Duck： Good morning， Mr。 Cat。 How are you？

　　Mr。 Cat： Fine。 Thank you， and you？

　　Little Duck： I’m fine， too。 What are you doing？

　　Mr。 Cat： I’m catching fish！ Look！ It’s a big fish！ But I can’t catch it！

　　Little Duck： Don’t worry。 Let me help you。

　　（小鴨子跳入河里，幫貓先生捉到了魚。）

　　Little Duck： Here you are。 Have a good meal。

　　Mr。 Cat： Thank you。 It’s so kind of you。

　　Little Duck： My pleasure。（抬頭看看天色）I have to go now。

　　Mr。 Goat： Help！ Help！

　　Little Duck： Who’s crying？

　　Mr。 Cat： I don’t know。

　　Little Duck： Let’s go and see。

　　Mr。 Cat： Allright。

　　（小鴨子和貓先生一起四處尋找。）

　　Mr。 Cat： Here！ It’s Mr。 Goat！

　　Little Duck： What’s wrong with you， Mr。 Goat？

　　Mr。 Goat： I was running while singing。 But I ran too fast and fell down。 My leg is broken。 I can’t stand up。

　　Little Duck： Don’t worry。 Let me help you。 Mr。 Cat， can you do me a favor？

　　Mr。 Cat： Sure。

　　（他們把山羊先生扶起來。然后一起送山羊先生回了家。）

　　Mr。 Goat： Thank you very much。

　　Little Duck： It’s alright。 Oh， it’s too late。 I have to go now。

　　Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat： Where are you going？

　　Little Duck： I’m going to visit my grandma。

　　Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat： Thank you for helping us。

　　Little Duck： It’s my pleasure。

英語小品劇本11

　　唐僧拉著孫悟空衣服上場

　　唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures. 悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest```

　　唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧繼續唱了一遍) 悟空：Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest 唐僧:I am fine.（唐僧繼續唱） 悟空：master,can you stop,.

　　唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.

　　悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!

　　唐僧：Is like a noisy?

　　悟空：No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing!

　　唐僧：Ok,go ahead！I am``(唐僧剛想唱，悟空回頭，師停止)

　　（走著走著，看到一房子）

　　唐僧：Look! There is a house over there. 悟空：really！let’s me have a look!

　　(空飛奔過去打探情況，在墻外跳了一圈，回去報告)

　　悟空：Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple. 唐僧：Knock the door!

　　悟空：(空過去像土匪一樣敲門)Open the door! (門沒開，悟空回來) 唐僧：You should be polite!like this```` (上海灘音樂起，師大步向前，敲門)

　　唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east.(大聲三遍，門房才開)

　　小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I …

　　老頭： Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

　　（小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。） 唐僧、悟空走進）

　　唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老頭（做哽咽狀）：Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……別過臉去繼續哭泣）

　　（唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。） 老媽： Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧： Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

　　老頭： Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him.

　　唐僧： Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老頭：Really!Where he is? (悟空過來，亮肌肉) 老頭：A monkey?

　　唐僧：Yes!He is a monkey.A super monkey.

　　老頭： Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.

　　悟空： What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.

　　這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。悟空鎮定

　　地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲

　　在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。

　　豬八戒(大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴里大喊):Darling, here I am.

　　站在臺上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。

　　八戒： Darling,don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的模樣。

　　八戒： Darling,don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy.

　　小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。

　　八戒： Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子： When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒： Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.

　　八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。 八戒： Darling. Why are you so powerful?

　　小娘子： Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.

　　八戒： Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.

　　兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。

　　小女子： I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒： Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上： Darling, Let's go. 小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：Okay. Let’s go.

　　音樂響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在臺上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的.樣子。小女子在他背上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。 八戒： Darling, why are you so heavy?

　　小女子： Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?) 八戒： Yes, I do. I do.

　　繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，玉蘭一腳把八戒踢到！小女子倒地之后，

　　做出摔疼了的樣子在那里呻吟。八戒聽到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。 八戒： Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you? 女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子）：Honey, I am here. 八戒： Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子： That's your fault. 八戒： Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.

　　小女子： You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest. 八戒： Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒聽了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細地打量他。

　　小女子（撒嬌地）：Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first.

　　八戒： Alas! Don’t mention it ，I was Tianpeng marshal .I could fly between the heave and the word !Only because I made a big mistake! That day , I was wandering in the heaven street!I saw a beauty! Her name is :嫦娥！（剎那回頭開始回想）

　　嫦娥翩然而至，兩人互視5秒，叫著對方名字奔跑向擁抱。走進后， 八戒唱歌：你是我的玫瑰·····（嫦娥感動） 再唱：你是我的情人····

　　兩人深情對視。。。音樂莫扎特 第40號交響曲 起，跳舞， 突然，玉帝出現。八戒放手，嫦娥沒站好摔倒， 八戒：My lord! It’s not my fault! I beg you pardon! 玉帝：How dare you do that!? You are hung together! 嫦娥起，跑到玉帝跟前撒嬌

　　嫦娥：Daring! He ``he tease me! He tease me!

　　玉帝怒！：Ya! Tianpeng ,I will punish you! Turn you as a pig! A ugly pig! 嫦娥：my lord! Where should we go for dinner tonight? 玉帝：what about 天驕園？

　　嫦娥：（撒嬌）no no !let’s go to the 紫荊園！there have air condition ! 玉帝： That’s Ok .My daring!

　　回想結束，

　　八戒：I was punished by yudi .So I became a pig! That’s why I was so ugly! 玉蘭：You look too ugly to meet people.

　　八戒： I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been

　　waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. （八戒高興地過去想拉小女子的手）

　　小女子（把手甩開）：You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!

　　八戒： I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me? 小女子 Show me some gongfu then. 八戒： OK, let me show you my gongfu.

　　從石頭后拿出釘鈀，舞了起來。小女子暗暗點頭。當八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了過去。 八戒： Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子： Pull me out if you can .

　　八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒有發現拖出來的卻是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。

　　八戒： How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑： You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? 八戒一看， My god! You are Mahatma!

　　八戒轉身想跑，被悟空攔住，豬八戒甩開孫悟空，雙方對峙了一會兒，豬八戒poping， 八戒： Can you?

　　悟空: yes，I can’t, so what, I will fight you.

　　悟空一拳往八戒臉上打，八戒頓時感到一種壓力和害怕。

　　悟空： Dare you wive yet?

　　八戒： No, no. I dare not. Please forgive me, Mahatma.

　　悟空： I bet you dare not.

　　悟空放開，八戒轉身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。

　　悟空： Y ou silly, where are you going?

　　八戒： I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?

　　悟空；；Y ou silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.

　　八戒： What? Has Tangseng come?

　　悟空： Y es. Let's go!

　　兩人在臺上走半圈，來到房前。

　　悟空： Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !

　　唐僧等人走了出來，老頭一家還有些戰戰兢兢。

　　悟空： Y ou silly, kneel down to meet your master.

　　八戒：Master, nice to meet you here.

　　唐僧：My prentice, what's up?

　　悟空： Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.

　　唐僧：I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.

　　八戒： Thank you, my master!

　　唐僧：Let's go ahead, my prentices.

　　八戒此時并不想走，于是…….

　　Master, I don’t want to go, I don’t.

　　悟空：Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. you’d better go with us.

　　八戒此時似乎想起了什么‘

　　Bajie ：How old are you gulu youwe.

　　Sun:I’m twenty gulu youwe.

　　Bajie:Do you like poping gulu youwe.

　　Tang:I can’t poping gulu youwe.

　　Bajie:So,I don’t want to go with you.

　　八戒與唐僧對唱《321對不起》

　　唱畢，唐僧與悟空拉著八戒走，八戒深情的看著玉蘭。 Wulan:Seeking scripture is so hard,you should try your us on. 八戒又對著玉蘭的爹。

　　Yu ’s dad:You leave ,don’t back.

　　八戒此時已無可留戀….

　　Bajie :Master,let’s go…

　　傍著音樂，師徒三人離開了高老莊。

英語小品劇本12

　　角色分配：

　　Doctor1=D1 Doctor2=D2 Patient1=P1Patient2=P2 Patient3=P3 Patient4=P4

　　正文對白（無旁白）

　　D1、D2: Hello everyone,we are the psychology assistants of Zhejiang University.

　　D1: We are responsible to give an ear for you,our dear classmates, to share puzzles or disappointments you meet.

　　D2: Study, emotion, love, whatever in yourdaily life.

　　D1、D2: And we willprovide as much as we can to help you overcome the peak in your mind.

　　Section1:

　　D1: You look so down, poor boy.

　　P1: I can’t believe that. (低聲默念)

　　D1: Pardon me please. I will try to catchit this time.

　　P1: I can’t believe that! （大聲嚷出）

　　D1: Got it.（低聲無奈）But, what’s thematter with you? If you speak it out, it may be not as serious as you thought.

　　P1: But it really is. I have never imaginedthis shamed thing occurs to me and I have no dignity to face everyonesurrounding me. I’m not the focus of others anymore because my grades drop from4.9 to 4.8 this term.（雙手抱頭作絕望狀）

　　D1: Oh, my goodness! I have to take back mywords; you are not a poor boy…（低聲無奈）You know, I have only got once 4.0, while, in a math-class dream.（難為情）

　　P1: What a poor boy! （捂臉作無奈狀）

　　D1: However, I still lead a happy life. Onething you must be clear is that marks are not the whole of your life and theremust exist something more meaningful. Put down those endless exercises and gooutside the tight classroom, maybe you’ll find another sky of college.

　　P1: I’ll take a risk. Thank you.

　　D1: Good luck to you. You need a new life.

　　Section2:

　　D1: What’s your problem?

　　P2: I find myself useless.

　　D1: What happened? Maybe I can give you afavor.

　　P2: I noticed her at the first sight. Itried to know everything about her, her major; her hobby, her favorite song,but she never pays any attention on my…（沉默狀）

　　D1: You mean your hidden love? Because younever talk to her!

　　P2: Sorry, I can’t make it.（慚愧狀）Youknow, I’m an engineering student, so I haven’t talked to female for one yearexcept my mother on the phone!

　　D1: Well…（無奈狀）You really needmore practice. Now try to imagine me as your dreaming girl.

　　P2: If she looks like the same as you, Iguess I’ll never talk to her.

　　D1: （自取其辱狀）I mean, justimagine and try.

　　P2: Imagine…（假想陶醉狀）Darling! Doyou know how I love you! I can’t fall asleep when I think of your charmingsmile and I am always dreamed about walking along the lake hand in hand.Believe me, I’m your future. I will devote whatever I have in loving you. Giveme a chance, please, please, please……（作更深一步陶醉狀）

　　（P2抓住D1的手不放，D1嚇得神魂錯亂，起身逃離現場，P2緊追不舍并保持陶醉狀）

　　Section3:

　　P3: She doesn’t need me anymore…（委屈絕望狀）

　　D2: Hey, man, cheer up! What’s the matter?

　　P3: I joined the Student Union of ourschool and I was set in a working group including a pretty girl. We stayconnection every day and go for dinner together after finishing the assignment.And I always consider her just as a companion at work. But my girlfriend doesn’tbelieve that.

　　D2: What a pity! Have your girlfriend evercome cross you two together?

　　P3: Never...（作猶豫狀）Except foryesterday...

　　D2: Then what happened?

　　P3: She ran away and texted me at night,everything is over.（惋惜狀）

　　D2: Do you love her now? （此句及下句要說清，下段有鋪墊，重音一定要加強）

　　P3: Of course the answer is yes, that iswhy I come here. I don’t know what I can do to save it.

　　D2: Perhaps it was all caused by hercompulsion at the time, if you say sorry to her and explain for your working relationship,maybe she will take back her words.

　　P3: …. （默許點頭，輕輕離座，坐在離主表演臺較近的地方不要離開）

　　Section4:

　　P4: （哭泣狀，聲音哽咽）I shouldhave given him the chance to explain. I was so annoyed and compulsive thattime, so….I took out all the photos we took together and all the gifts he gaveto me and I found myself really can’t put down all unforgettable experiencewith him. It was my fault but I can’t own him anymore.

　　D2: Do you love him now?

　　P4: Of course the answer is yes, that iswhy I come here. I don’t know what I can do to save it.

　　D2: Oh, what the hell! You are definitelythe couple. Then follow me, quickly, he can’t be so far from here.

　　（推門而出，發現P3就坐在外面）

　　P3: I heard what you had said in. I loveyou, honey.

　　P4: I will never let it go.

　　（P3與P4相擁許久，D1用手機播放My heart will go on最好多幾個手機不然聲音太小）

　　全體: Welcome to share your problem.

英語小品劇本13

　　Scene I

　　(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)

　　Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.

　　Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?

　　Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.

　　Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.

　　Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.

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　　Scene II

　　(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)

　　Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.

　　Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.

　　Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...

　　Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?

　　Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?

　　Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!

　　Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?

　　Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.

　　Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.

　　Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?

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　　Scene III

　　(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)

　　Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.

　　Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.

　　Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.

　　Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?

　　Rita: I thought you were going to the library.

　　Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.

　　Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.

　　Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!

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　　Scene IV

　　(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )

　　Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.

　　Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.

　　Ken: What are they?

　　Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.

　　Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?

　　Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.

　　Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?

　　Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.

　　Ken: Why?

　　Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.

　　Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?

　　Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.

　　Ken: You are a genius.

　　Rita: I am just very professional.

　　Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!

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　　Scene V

　　(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)

　　Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?

　　Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.

　　Kevin: Why?

　　Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.

　　Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.

　　Ken: Ok. Let’s go.

　　(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)

　　Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…

　　Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?

英語小品劇本14

　　Actor: Tang Sun Wukong pig shaceng Bai Jingjing (demon)

　　Personnel coordination: sound engineer, narrator (both scheduling and directing)

　　Props: Music CDs, matching outfits, sticks, cell phones

　　(aside) say Tang Seng, master and apprentice, four people go to the west to learn scriptures. This day, the four over the black wind ridge, came to a village, where the smoke curl, it seems there are people inn. Four people are tired and tired here for a moment...... )

　　Tang: West Road Rosinante, flyfox, Wukong, hungry, go to some food!

　　Sun: Master, you are not to lose weight? The fat burning took us a lot of money can......

　　Tang: (impatiently) you the monkey crap, did not see the Division has skinny? This way, how many demons and ghosts eager to see the wind color as a teacher, how can let people disappointed?!

　　(the catwalk around the field, stop posing)

　　Sun: (exhibit) all right, master. I'm going to go. Eat and drink. Don't blame me for not reminding you, and cursing!

　　Tang: (walks) you are more and more annoying, not fast!

　　Sun: Yes, shifu. Eight quit, take care of Mr. Tang shaseng. I will be back soon.

　　(Sun Xia)

　　Don: (blame action) the monkey mouth how many birds?

　　Pig: (self acting) master, he is to see that I have passed the English class four, I am not satisfied with it, so I study hard day and night to exceed me!

　　(after a while)

　　Tang: Hey, eight quit, you see, there is not come over a beauty!

　　Pig: Master, really! It's beautiful!

　　Tang: (shame, soft voice) sin, sin...... Pig you,

　　Tang: (handing the handkerchief, despising the shape, changing the expression quickly), not wiping the corners of the mouth quickly...... But it's a pity that the skin is a little darker......

　　(pig, Sha Eran)

　　(woman floats)

　　Sand: STOP! (vibrato, questioning with dance girl) Hello, how old are you, what is your name, where you come from, where to go, you have no object, what is your basket, do you know the way a lot of monster ah, never mind I can protect you the.

　　White: (a lady is polite, gentle and tender). This little monk is polite. A small woman surnamed white, the name is Jingjing, Sprite, bright, and cool is also the jingjing.

　　(three people fascinated)

　　Bai: This goes to Datang to take the IQE test. Master but from Dongtu Datang to?

　　Pig: You are right! We are all eminent monks in Tang dynasty. I wonder if Miss is engaged in life insurance or property insurance?.

　　White: life insurance is also!

　　Tang: excitedly shaking his shoulders and shining his eyes

　　To tell you the truth, I contribute to this, in terms of skills...... That I can pour a helping hand......

　　Sun: (around the field)

　　Where evildoer, dare to harass. Master, Don't worry., I'm here, too!

　　(grabbed the pig, and pigs are clapping hands)

　　Which way do you come from?!

　　Pig: brother, it's me

　　Sun: SORRY. Accidentally lost contact lenses on the road, can not tell who is who.

　　Tang: the monkey is becoming useless. No, to borrow my glasses with him.

　　(sand gives glasses to Sun Daishang)

　　Sun: (rush forward, stop)

　　It's you

　　White: Jingjing! Is it really you?

　　(TITANIC music, sun white eye, moving situation pas de deux)

　　Pig: Oh, my God! Lovers!

　　Tang: (wiping tears) it's so touching. Since I saw the story of JACK and ROSE, I haven't seen such a touching scene again!

　　Sha: (handing towel to Tang) master, don't make people laugh, that's TITANIC.

　　Sandy: (to the audience, in a whisper)

　　The last time passing stellar cinema, he dragged us to see, he cried ah...... Alas, I master a lot of sentimental......

　　Pig: brother, this is........ ?

　　Sun: MONICA and I are college classmates......

　　Bai: STIVEN was a member of the sports committee at that time. I was a representative of the English class......

　　White: he sends me home every night

　　Sun: he calls me every night

　　Sun: we love to walk in the woods in the evening......

　　White: he always likes telling me ghost stories, and makes me shy

　　(three people are fascinated, sun Bai two people as memories)

　　Pig: I know, there was love song: ONLY YOU,

　　CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT, ONLY YOU, CAN MAKE ME...

　　Sun: hum, you're a big guy

　　Sha: since it's an acquaintance, then........ Ah, no, you are not the monkey, white lady......

　　Don: (shouting down fast) escorting, monster ah...... !

　　Sun: (in a dilemma) MONICA, escort master is now I learn, read in the old, you don't embarrass me......

　　White: Bian water, the water flow to the Si, Guazhou ferries head, Wu little sorrow, my thought, hate long, hate to be caused when hugh. The moon on the floor. Five hundred years, STIVEN, you really don't miss me at all?

　　Sun: when I moved past, I was no longer the original me. Your old ticket couldn't get on my broken ship. Why should you?......

　　Pig: two love long, a blessing in every morning and evening...... Miss Bai, I and you are Similarly afflicted people pity each other. ah......

　　Sun: SHUT UP! PIG!

　　Tang: Wukong, this is you, not anymore. Miss white so crazy, you have this heart of stone, understand style. Oh, my God, tragedy......

　　(Shaseng to towel to Tang)

　　Bai: STIVEN, I'm not here to catch your master this time. I just want to tell you that there is someone in the world who will miss you forever. Now that you're going to the Buddha and you're looking for progress, I'm not going to be able to stop you. Me...... I'm leaving。

　　(take a few steps, go back)

　　Wish you happiness.

　　(go, go back)

　　Remember to electrify me......

　　(go, go back)

　　(Music: leave sadness to yourself...... Four people are speechless...... )

　　Don: (hands) life is precious, and love even more. If for the Scriptures so both can throw! Boys! You have greatly discerning and apprehending. Amitabha......

英語小品劇本15

　　小紅帽

　　Little Red Riding Hood

　　第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家

　　Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）

　　Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

　　Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.

　　Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!

　　Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.

　　Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.

　　第二場：在路上

　　(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

　　Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

　　Wolf：（wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

　　Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

　　Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)

　　Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）

　　Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?

　　Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.

　　Six Ducks：Goodbye．

　　第三場：Grandma家

　　Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

　　Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it’s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．

　　Grandma： Who is it？

　　Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.

　　Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in.

　　Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I’ll eat you.

　　Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

　　Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.

　　Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．

　　Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？

　　Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in.

　　Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!

　　Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.

　　Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!

　　Wolf：I can see you pretty face.

　　Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.四人英語小品劇本

　　Wolf：I can hug you.

　　Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?

　　Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!

　　Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!

　　Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.

　　Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.

　　Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)

　　Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的`肚子)Cut, cut, cut.

　　Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

　　Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

　　Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)

　　Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.

　　Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)

　　Grandma： I'll thread it.

　　Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!

　　Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.

　　Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

　　Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don’t shot me!

　　Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!

　　Wolf： (應聲倒下)

　　Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

　　Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．

　　大話西游

　　Big words of western tour （大話西游）

　　Chapter 1

　　Site：The wedding

　　Characters:牛魔王 、至尊寶、紫霞、小妖

　　Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.

　　牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha ??.

　　妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

　　牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!

　　(至尊寶從后臺走入人群中)

　　牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!

　　Come here! This is my brother.

　　(牛深情地轉向紫霞)

　　牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.

　　妖：I object!

　　牛：What?

　　妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!

　　至：What’s this? Really?

　　妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.

　　(劍從至的懷中落下)

　　妖：Magic Sword?

　　牛：Let me do this!

　　(紫跑出，拾劍)四人英語小品劇本

　　紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

　　(紫跑下)

　　妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.

　　牛：Aaa??

　　(牛驚慌地跑下)

　　Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

　　Chapter 2

　　Site: Bull King’s back garden

　　Characters: 至尊寶、紫霞

　　（至跑過來，突然看到紫獨自坐在臺階上，于是走過來）

　　至：Why are you hiding here?

　　(紫抽劍，指向至。兩人定格，至走出來，獨白)

　　至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

　　紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!

　　至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!

　　（紫長嘆，拋劍，拾劍，抱劍）

　　紫：What can you tell your wife?

　　至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ??

　　紫：I help you!

　　至：No, it’s dangerous!

　　紫：You don’t want to?

　　至：I do! But ??

　　紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.

　　(豬喊)

　　至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.四人英語小品劇本

　　（依依不舍）

　　Aside: The night ……

　　Chapter 3

　　Site: Dungeon

　　Characters: 至尊寶、豬八戒、沙僧、唐僧

　　豬和沙：Master, master

　　(兩人同時悄聲說)

　　豬：We come to save you.

　　沙：We come to bring you out.

　　唐：I won’t go.

　　豬和沙：Stay here? Why?

　　唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the.

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